*ding dong ding dong*
I may have imbibed some maple syrup.
Catche thinks my squirrel is Fisk so here's my daily reminder that he is not.
what doy ou mean you guys stole my MAPLE SYRUP
You can't have chicken and waffles dry!
Catche thinks my squirrel is Fisk so here's my daily reminder that he is not.
"Whatever! The one thing that keeps getting dry is my mouth! I'm the rebel to the road that this world needs!"
It's so hard when your on your own
You might fall into the Forbidden Zone
You might fall into the Forbidden Zone
"So did anyone check Claire's body for tyre tracks or..."
*kicks cadaver*
"I found your issue. She's dead."
"Can we clean it up now?"
Catche thinks my squirrel is Fisk so here's my daily reminder that he is not.
AEEEWAAEEAEEAOIEAAAAEEEEEEEE [throws wine at Slam]
i think i found the murder weapon, guys...................
- Catche Jagger
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hello fellow highschool students. oh wowee a murder? jee wiz we'd better get to figuring that out, huh? aw shucks... yeah
The Ultimate Laser Pointer speaks up:
Wait wait wait! Can we prove Claire is dead? She's the Ultimate Eepy! She could be just showcasing her talent!
Wait wait wait! Can we prove Claire is dead? She's the Ultimate Eepy! She could be just showcasing her talent!
CYBERS:
HARERAISER (Winter Castillo)The synthwave bunnygirl programmer roller weeb!
Currently: Confused? Horrified?
SECOND CHANCES
Junko KurosawaThink Johnny Knoxville but a teenage girl.
Currently: Ridng a shopping cart (in-between threads)
Bella Bianchi
Ballet dancer with pressure.
Currently: In the student lounge
(Meanwhile in the past...)
oh no there is now wine in my hair and glass in my eye
OK that unlocked my true form of SHSL Fox Fan (not furry) so let's solve this mystery together.
Did you know? Foxes come in different colours and shapes.
Using my SHSL fox knowledge I have conclusively proven Claire is dead not eepy!
1. Foxes sleep during the daytime!
2. Claire is not a fox! I know a fox when I see one!
3. It is currently daytime! (depending on the time you are reading this)
This proves the Claire is dead, because if she wasn't she would be awake.
Did you know? Foxes are nocturnal.
"Thanks, furry. If not for you none of us would have remembered that people don't spontaneously erupt in fountains of blood whenever they go to sleep."
Call me a furry again bitch and there'll be two crime scenes.