What position would your kid play in Basketball?

[The Honeless Beard]

Double-dipping with Zoe Walker.

Scouting Report: Zoe is athletic and aggressive, which scouts like. She takes things personally and is competitive. If there's a knock on her mental game, it's that she gets caught in the 'hero ball' mentality of putting the team on her back. She likely has a lot of battles with defenders, probably getting caught using the same moves and trusting her overpowering athleticism to get buckets vs using her head to outsmart opponents. Can't run the offense, but is a key part of it.

Analysis: Zoe is a 4 - power forward - and likely has plays drawn up where she drives to the basket after a few cuts around screens. Zoe doesn't take 3's, instead using her frame to power her way to the basket.

Signature shot: Driving into a defender and reversing the ball into the hoop.

Standard statline: 20-9-1 on efficient shooting.

[Slam]

In the interest of fairness I'll double-dip with Junji Yamada.

[Yonagoda]

The air was three degrees colder. It felt like everything was going to collapse, and you can't do a thing about it, can't you?

The court would fall.

Eventually.

But, before that, Vasily Ivanov yawned and kicked a basketball. It bounced once, twice, and then rolled halfway across the court, signaling the beginning of the End.

Triple dip.

[Dogs231]

double dipping with bri'ish

[RetroVenus]

put me in coach (Elliott-Blair Østergaard)

[The Honeless Beard]

In the interest of fairness I'll double-dip with Junji Yamada.

Scouting Report: So Junji is a big hulk, though mostly through being overweight. He also is an aggressive dude and is probably terrible on the athleticism scale, doesn't play defense, and has some real confidence issues. He can box out down low and he argues for rebounds with the refs, but is likely going to need to stick to the edge of the wood in order to have any real impact.

Analysis: We'll slot Junji at the 5, because he's kinda tall but he can't run, jump, block, or shoot. He's a bench player, and you only put him in to foul the other team's center.

Signature shot: A snot rocket into a waste paper bucket.

Standard statline: 0-0-1 with 6 fouls at 4 minutes.

[The Honeless Beard]

The air was three degrees colder. It felt like everything was going to collapse, and you can't do a thing about it, can't you?

The court would fall.

Eventually.

But, before that, Vasily Ivanov yawned and kicked a basketball. It bounced once, twice, and then rolled halfway across the court, signaling the beginning of the End.

Triple dip.

Scouting Report: Vasily is slight and is of average height as negatives, but has amazing footwork and decent hand-eye coordination because of airsoft, which means he's likely a pretty good shooter that would start bricking before adjusting aim. His lack of an eye, however, would probably hurt him on defense - his weak side would be fairly exploitable but putting him on the court guarantees offense after a heat-check or two.

Analysis: Slotting Vasily in at the 3, because he's going to be a 0 on defense so we may as well match him against a bigger slower person so he can run laps around 'em. Vasily is likely the 6th person on the bench - first in for a struggling starter to get decent minutes and begin jacking up 3s and diving to the rack.

Signature shot: A euro-step into a floater that goes off the square and in.

Standard statline: 18-2-0 in 20 minutes, likely a +/- of -2.

[Lilith]

http://sotfmini.com/wiki/index.php?titl ... rity_Tress what about my daughter, second chance tres

[The Honeless Beard]

Picking this back up in case there's more interest.

double dipping with bri'ish

Scouting Report: Lex is gonna be freaking useless on the court, with a stick thin figure and absolutely no athleticsm to speak of. What he's amazing at, though, is getting all kinds of video formats to play on the school's old beat up VCR. He's like 9th on the bench and gets put in when there's a huge lead so he can excuse buying his uniform, but he can't shake the habit of calling the court a pitch and is too busy worried about how he comes across on film.

Analysis: Part of this exercise is slotting folks no matter what (except when it's funny) so Lex is forced to be a 3 guard because this team has a lot of short kings which means his puny ass frame is actually average. He can't keep his elbows down when guarding and is clumsy on foot but he tries real hard and that's what his team loves about him.

Signature shot: Apologizing instinctively every time he goes for a board.

Standard statline: 0-4-0 in 8 minutes.

[The Honeless Beard]

put me in coach (Elliott-Blair Østergaard)

Scouting Report: 5 feet??? 95 pounds????? holy shit. No. No, no, no no no. He can probably run for a long ass time with roller blading as a hobby but fuck dude this kid would get absolutely destroyed. It'd be different if he could bring offense to the court but he's quite literally gonna be a pylon to dunk over.

Analysis: EBO has to be a 1 guard for this squad to have a shot, and his big contributor is gonna be hustle stats (if he's willing to sacrifice the body for the squad, and we've seen in TV3 that that's obviously true). EBO's move is to crouch even lower as to not be noticed, plant his feet, and get smoked for an offensive foul which gives his team the ball back and sends him to the fucking shadow realm.

Signature shot: Landing on his back and not injuring his tailbone.

Standard statline: 4-0-2 in 14 minutes of court time.

[The Honeless Beard]

http://sotfmini.com/wiki/index.php?titl ... rity_Tress what about my daughter, second chance tres

I just fuckin' clocked the SC3 thing.

Scouting Report: Seychelle is gonna be our pressure cooker - she's known as a 'cooler' on the basketball court. Basically, when things get down to the wire and your team has a 4 point lead and the other team starts fouling, in rolls Seychelle. Seychelle ain't missing any big time free throws. Seychelle is gonna fuckin' chuck em up and make dead eye contact with the other team's best scorer and lock em up on the D. And then Seychelle's gonna fucking collapse because she doesn't run anywhere.

Analysis: Seychelle is a floater, but she's mostly a 3-4 guard because she can get the ball down low and get fouled. Her whole game is going to be around getting fouls. She's likely put in at the last 2 minutes of the 2nd and 4th quarters, to hold a lead or hold on to a comeback.

Signature shot: A perfect free throw shot while glaring daggers at the other team's grown ass coach.

Standard statline: 6-1-2 in 4 minutes, icing the game.

[Jilly]

but what's Penders' basketball position and role, nyaft

[Namira]

Emmy Soon

[Dogs231]

noah

[Lilith]

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