Mean and Depressed Jenelle Greene will Murder You in your Sleep

[Lilith]

Jenelle is a mean and spiteful teen girl who is the most likely to verbally tear you a new hole if you bother her. Or just exist.

Depends on what you are.

[+] Relationships types

Romantic interest: Jenelle wants to be love and have someone hold her and kiss her. Thing is, she's terrified of accidentally removing their face. Be romantically interested at your own risk.

Friends: Jenelle's friends aren't really her friends. She often keeps them around to playfully torment them and then dump them if they start actually bothering her. She does love a good banter though.

Envious: Jenelle's Gift fucking sucks. It rips everything she holds apart, including people. If you got a good gift, she might torment you more than the usual.

Coworker: Jenelle is the photographer of the school. If you're in any school activities with her, or in the Girls Scout, she will most likely be much nicer for cooperation reasons.

Enemies: She's a jerk, she doubles down on her jerkness at every opportunity, and she will call you names in your face. She's not liked, but you can't get too close to her or else she will implode you. Maybe. Most likely, she's implodes her clothes.

[+] Relationships status

Romantic interest: Jenelle thinks Noah is cute and he's her type. That means Jenelle fucking hates Noah and wants to shove him inside of the trunk of a car and just fucking book it. She insults him to keep him far, far away from her. And sometimes, she gets really nice to him and then goes 'haha psych, loser' and go cry herself to sleep because he has a really nice kissable face.

She will ask to Kinkaid questions like “does your dick got barbs” and “did you want to try it out” before slipping a drink laced with catnip and watch you be high for hours.

Friends: Jenelle manages to be fine with Nora. She might have called her acidic bitch more than once, much to the dismay of anyone actually knowing Nora's Gift, but other than that, Jenelle is fine with Nora. Shit power girls aligned, and all. She doesn't really get the whole tradwife thing and it creeps her out, but like whatever. Good fucking Nora.

Jenelle looks at Melodie and she's like "hello die, hi die how are you dying today" and torments her about the giant flesh monsters she creates. Jenelle finds Melodie fine to be around but she's also a fucking twat and will most likely say something how she likes her steaks raw

Envious: If Jenelle had her way with Kennedy, she'd wring her neck into three pieces. Not because she's particularly bad, but she's just weird man. Fucking ink drinking. Jenelle is super weirded out by her, and mostly grossed out. She might have called her a sentient fax, but other than that, Jenelle gets along as well with Kennedy like most of her relationship, which means borderline hostile.

Enemies: What the fuck why are my shoes tied together??? I’m wearing Velcro’s???? Fuck you Joel you’re a loser

[Yonagoda]

IDK what this counts as but Melodie has spawned bloody, twitching flesh tumors on the surfaces of almost every classroom she's been in at some point. So she's, like, really weird and really gross. Onr the plus side, that means that she is right next to her in the 'shit powers club,' wherever that's held. If it helps, Melodie is a bit of a doormat.

[Lilith]

IDK what this counts as but Melodie has spawned bloody, twitching flesh tumors on the surfaces of almost every classroom she's been in at some point. So she's, like, really weird and really gross. Onr the plus side, that means that she is right next to her in the 'shit powers club,' wherever that's held. If it helps, Melodie is a bit of a doormat.

that counts as a friend.

Jenelle looks at Melodie and she's like "hello die, hi die how are you dying today" and torments her about the giant flesh monsters she creates. Jenelle finds Melodie fine to be around but she's also a fucking twat and will most likely say something how she likes her steaks raw

[The Honeless Beard]

Room in this girl's life for a broody dudie with dreams of art and also cat ears?

[Lilith]

Room in this girl's life for a broody dudie with dreams of art and also cat ears?

She will ask questions like “does your dick got barbs” and “did you want to try it out” before slipping a drink laced with catnip and watch you be high for hours.

So yeha there’s room

[AnimeNerd]

Joel probably does not talk to Jenelle because he likes to avoid conflict and Jenelle just seems to be conflict personified. Just trying to blend into the background near her.

Though Jenelle may find herself tripping over nothing or walking into lockers more often when near Joel.

Weird. Probably nothing to worry about though.

[Lilith]

Joel probably does not talk to Jenelle because he likes to avoid conflict and Jenelle just seems to be conflict personified. Just trying to blend into the background near her.

Though Jenelle may find herself tripping over nothing or walking into lockers more often when near Joel.

Weird. Probably nothing to worry about though.

What the fuck why are my shoes tied together??? I’m wearing Velcro’s???? Fuck you Joel you’re a loser

[The Honeless Beard]

Room in this girl's life for a broody dudie with dreams of art and also cat ears?

She will ask questions like “does your dick got barbs” and “did you want to try it out” before slipping a drink laced with catnip and watch you be high for hours.

So yeha there’s room

Both of these seem like scenes we can write careful you're giving away all the best ideas.

[Yonagoda]

Jenelle looks at Melodie and she's like "hello die, hi die how are you dying today" and torments her about the giant flesh monsters she creates. Jenelle finds Melodie fine to be around but she's also a fucking twat and will most likely say something how she likes her steaks raw

She does like her steaks raw actually the thing is when she creates meat, there's no bacteria on them. So it's like the perfect and only opportunity to try eating a raw hunk of bloody, dripping human meat, if she wants to try it.

1-10 how accepting of "weird shit" is Jenelle like would she be like "wow u turned this room into a horrid flesh cave that's cool" or "ew gross I don't want to try out cannibalism (because im a coward)"

[Lilith]

Jenelle looks at Melodie and she's like "hello die, hi die how are you dying today" and torments her about the giant flesh monsters she creates. Jenelle finds Melodie fine to be around but she's also a fucking twat and will most likely say something how she likes her steaks raw

She does like her steaks raw actually the thing is when she creates meat, there's no bacteria on them. So it's like the perfect and only opportunity to try eating a raw hunk of bloody, dripping human meat, if she wants to try it.

1-10 how accepting of "weird shit" is Jenelle like would she be like "wow u turned this room into a horrid flesh cave that's cool" or "ew gross I don't want to try out cannibalism (because im a coward)"

most likely both at the same time like "ew gross youre so fucking nasty you turned this room into a horrid flesh cave, thats cooll love the aesthetic"

[Aster]

Gaming Gamer Girl Queen — 11/13/2021
GIRLS SCOUT CLUB WITH JENELLE AND ORION WHO ELSE IS JOINING
[2:16 PM]
@aster! wanna have a memory thread where janelle is like 'why r u not going to girls scout with me anymor eim lonely, bitch' and hes like uh h h h h about that

aster! — 11/13/2021
jdjdjddbdbd idk if I can commit to a memory thread atm but either way this conversation definitely happened in canon

So yeah! Jenelle and Orion met in Girl Scouts before Orion quit/transitioned. While their interests don't overlap much, they're probably still friends in high school in the "viciously mean to each other" kind of way. While Orion's is mostly good-spirited, I can definitely see Jenelle being jealous of his relatively tame Gift and weaving it into her jabs at him, unless she does it behind his back. If it's the former, though, Orion's probably going to assume it's all jokes.

[Lilith]

Gaming Gamer Girl Queen — 11/13/2021
GIRLS SCOUT CLUB WITH JENELLE AND ORION WHO ELSE IS JOINING
[2:16 PM]
@aster! wanna have a memory thread where janelle is like 'why r u not going to girls scout with me anymor eim lonely, bitch' and hes like uh h h h h about that

aster! — 11/13/2021
jdjdjddbdbd idk if I can commit to a memory thread atm but either way this conversation definitely happened in canon

So yeah! Jenelle and Orion met in Girl Scouts before Orion quit/transitioned. While their interests don't overlap much, they're probably still friends in high school in the "viciously mean to each other" kind of way. While Orion's is mostly good-spirited, I can definitely see Jenelle being jealous of his relatively tame Gift and weaving it into her jabs at him, unless she does it behind his back. If it's the former, though, Orion's probably going to assume it's all jokes.

WHY ARE ALL MY GIRL FRIENDS BECOMING BOY FRIENDS ITS SO DUMB AM I NEXT?

-jenelle

[almostinhuman]

Austin both absolutely hates Jenelle and is usually too afraid of her to say so

[Lilith]

Austin both absolutely hates Jenelle and is usually too afraid of her to say so

and he should learn to stay out of her fucking head. her trauma is hers, go kill your own family pet, austin, if you want some unique ptsd you fucking clown

[Pippi]

Yeah Mercedes and Jenelle are gonna get along like a house on fire, by which I mean "Mercedes wouldn't rescue Jenelle from a burning building even if her life depended on it." Good old fashioned bully-hunter vs bully.