The 30th Song Contest Does The Right Thing And Rides The Bomb To Hell

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The 30th Song Contest Does The Right Thing And Rides The Bomb To Hell

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hey it's me again been a while, howre you doing friends : )
THIS AIN'T A SCENE IT'S A GOD DAMN SONG CONTEST.


that's right. what's right? what's going on? you know.

Your song needs to have a title that is 5 or more words long. If your song has a title of 10 or more words, you'll get a bonus of 12 free points per round.

notes: I'm willing to count stuff like (Pt. 2) as part of the song - that'd count as two words. However, I will NOT count feature credits as part of a song's title.

The People Who Have Signed Up For This Lovely Song Contest And Will Send Me A Song Soon:
me
cbp
kermit
ricky
brackie
dodd
ares
yugi
paige
shiola, shiola
rc
zee
bukowski
laurels
mara
fen
pancap
pip
skraal
rugga
loa
jilly
toben
kami
riki
irene
deamon

send me songs through board pm or discord please

signups end in, i dunno, two days? 4/21/19, 11:59 PM, EST. I reserve the right to start the contest early if I get enough submissions; but as usual I won't close song submissions until the end of round 1. Note: I will probably start the contest early, because I am an impatient bastard. keep those eyes peeeeeeeeeled
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In, bonus is meh but I'm in
[+] V7

B027 - Morgan Dragosavich: "Now come on, you have a flight to catch."
Status: DECEASED
V7: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17
Pregame: P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 - P7 - M1 - PPr1 - PPr2 - T1 - T2 - T3

B042 - Connor Lorenzen: "You— you're gonna have to live with this for— for a long time. A long time, and I hope you do, brother. Really."
Status: DECEASED
V7: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14
Pregame: P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 - M1 - M2 - Pr1 - PoPr1 - T1

B005 - Claudeson Bademosi: "May you see your Redeemer face to face and enjoy the vision of God forever."
Status: DECEASED
V7: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20
Pregame: P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 -M1 - VPS - T1

B062 - Jeff Greene: "Wait a minute, you're not Palom—"
Status: DECEASED (adopted from Blastinus)
V7: 9 - 10 - 11

G042 - Ariana Moretti: "You were always here."
Status: DECEASED
V7: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5
Pregame: P1 - P2 - P3 - P4 - P5 - P6 - M1 - M2 - M3 - T1 - T2 - T3
[+] Meanwhile...

V7 (2018):

Life; As It Happens

1: The Essay; June 2, 2015
2: The Pizza; June 6, 2015
3: The Leak; June 7, 2015
4: The Safe; June 4, 2018
5: The Call; September 19, 2015
6: Coda
7: The Secret; June 4, 2018
8: ???; June 9, 2018
9: ???; June 10, 2018
10: ???; June 10, 2018
11: ???; September 13, 2018

Ross Miller

1: Shatterday; June 9, 2018
2: I Wait on You Inside the Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea; July 13, 2018 - ongoing
3: ???
4: ???
5: ???

Pregame: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - M1 - M2 - SP - Snapchat

Carl Fredericks/Steven Lorenzen: The Needs of the Many

V6 (2015)
Mrs. Ritch: Sweet Billy
[+] The Past

The Creme de la Creme

V3: B007 - Keith Jackson: At the end of the road he's running, looking back to survey where he's been.
V1/3: B077 - Adam Dodd: You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain. The truth lies somewhere in between.
V1: B087 - Sidney Crosby: It's only cowardice if other people are around to tell you so. Otherwise, it's survival.
V1: B092 - Eddie Serjeantson: Fully in charge, but not much of an arborist.
V2: B013 - Andrew Ponikarovsky: Probably could have used a proper license and a driving lesson.
V1: G005 - Amanda Jones: A breath of fresh air, and in the end, that was all it took.
V3: B099 - John Sheppard: Went out with a bang.
V3: B122 - Ryan Atwell: Couldn't help but write a "Dear John" letter.
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[+] The Past
Image Image Image

B003: Jeremy Frasier — "Yeah. No regrets." — 57%
Kills: 2 | Equipped with: Scoped Raging Bull, $1000, Wooden Baseball Bat, Eyepatch, Pancor Jackhammer
PREGAME — Past: ☆ ☆ ☆ | Present: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ | Sadie Hawkins: ☆ ☆
V6: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
THEME: OneRepublic — Love Runs Out

B013: Alvaro Vacanti — "Thank... you..." — 41%
Kills: 3 | Equipped with: MAC-10
PREGAME — Past: ❇ ❇ ❇ | Present: ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ | Sadie Hawkins: ❇ ❇
V6: ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇ ❇
THEME: The Megas — The Haystack Principle

G030: Jasmine King — "I win." — 11%
Kills: 0 | Equipped with: Brass Knuckles
PREGAME — Past: ☻ | Present: ☻ ☻ ☻ | Sadie Hawkins: ☻
V6: ☻ ☻ ☻ ☻ ☻
THEME: Luck Ganriki — golden sneer
[+] The Future
ImageImageImageImage

Nicholas "Nick Andretti" Andretti — The Mercenary — "Have a problem? I can help you. For a price."
Clover Wilkinson-Crowheart — The Cryptid — "Don't... talk to me..."
Teddy "Theodore" Berenson — The Crusader — "Be excellent to each other."
Yong Yi "Penny" Yu — The Burnout — "I DO TWO THINGS I RAP AND FUCK"
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I Am In, And To Show That I Am So Very In, My Sign-Up Post Shall Also Be Longer Than 10 Words
[+] V7
B006 - Stepney Cruz - DEAD - Dynasty decapitated, you just might see a ghost tonight - Mountain Bike - Localised - Catastrophe - Inferno
Pregame - Chill - Loss - Realm
Trip - Loved

G035 - Katie Agustien - DEAD - There's only two ways that these things can go, good or bad and how was I to know that all your friends won't hold any grudges, I got the final judgment - The World's Sharpest Knife™ - Dread - Skin - ieatnothing - Satisfaction - Tempest - Zero
Pregame - Vend-etta - Flames - Fleet - Monachopsis - Glitter
Trip - G҉ A҉ N҉ G҉

B028 - Aurelien Valter - DEAD - When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat, before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream - Spiked Mace, Glock 19, Min-Jae Parker's Crossbow - Nightmare - Bubbles - Neighbourhood - Tragedy - Make It - Fiend - Sleet - Love - Walls - Friends - Key - Everything - Gotta - Ghosts - Alone
Pregame - Shark - Heart
Prom - Link - Gradation - Ballare
Trip - Inferis - Scusare

B052 - Garren Mortimer - DEAD- Cut up and I can't feel my hands, no need to chase, can you relate, can you keep up the pace like you're dying for this? - Bryan Calvert's SPAS-12, Alligator tooth sword - Sky - Geek - Nation - No - Dilemma - Mauerbauertraurigkeit - Struck - Punishment - Énouement - Pain - Learn - lamb - Moves
Pregame - Rain
Trip - Life

Meanwhile
Lyra Doyle - Let's live tonight like fireflies, and one by one light up the sky - Pop!
Pregame - Evolution - Life - Lo Mein
Memories - Forward - Odds

Dean Puchero - By July you'd made a whole bunch of brand new friends, people you used to look down on, and you'd figured out a way to make real money - Phone - Angel
Pregame - Generation - Prince
Memories - Star
Prom - Sun - Luster
[+] The Past
V6
Bryony Adams - Burning bright until the end, now you'll be missing from the photographs
Astrid Tate - So what became of loving man, and what became of you?
Mia Rose - You can't understand that I won't leave 'til we're finished here, and then you'll find out where it all went wrong

V5
Owen Kay - I fold my tie and ribbon to hide my scars, that's how it starts
Amy Bachelor - Can you whisper, as it crumbles and breaks, as you shiver, count up all your mistakes
Francis St. Ledger - So a day when you've lost yourself completely could be a night when your life ends

V4
George Leidman (Adopted from Blastinus) - Now if we jump together at least we can swim far away from the wreck that we made
Beatrice - Jamie - Pippi - Tim - Ada - Tabby - Romeo - Lissa - Freddie - Trinity - Redd - Natalie - Kendra
[+] The Future
Boyd Adkinson - Ain't no surprise that I can't sleep tonight, my only vice is standing by your side
"bryony and alba would definitely join the terrorists quote me on this put this quote in signatures put it in history books" - Cicada Days, 2017
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boogie already knows but just so yall know im in da contest
[+] Recommended Reading Order
—The Heaven Panel—
♫
▼

Image / Image - G051: Lili Williams: 1. Kidnapped from her school trip and thrown into a horrific death game, Lili wanders the wasteland in search of her past life before it slides away from her for good.

Meanwhile 1. From Here On Out [Complete] Marie Bernstein eats ice cream with her friend and gets a text message.

Image / Image - B043: Arthur Bernstein: 2. Arthur watches the waters from the beach, knowing that their presence spells death. Seeking his sister's comfort, he takes up the spear and walks alongside another.

Meanwhile 2. Colorless [Complete] A family reunion under less than ideal circumstances. When trying to unravel the mystery of her brother's death at the hands of esoteric serial terrorists, Marie discovers more than she bargained for.

——The Earth Panel——

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♘
⁍
𝄇


Image - G026: Liberty "Bert" Wren: 3. It is happening again. To make things right, Bert must understand where things went wrong.

Image - B049: Max Rudolph: 4. The words we use to construct our realities often also make up the links in our chains. Fleeing a vision, Max builds his most elaborate prison yet.

Image - B032: Lucas Diaz: 5. A life lived through the views of others. In pursuit of revenge and his own death, Lucas Diaz interrupts the falling of many dominos.

Meanwhile 3. Because We Love You [Complete] Selections from a Google Drive, never to be logged into again.

Meanwhile 4. The Lines We Draw [Complete] In the process of collecting his brother's memories, Milo Diaz has a fitful morning.

Image - G007: Violet Schmidt: 6. The stars in the night sky do not make pictures. Breathing on both sides of the water, Violet Schmidt journeys to escape the confines of her own mind, and her reality.

Meanwhile 5. Years of Pilgrimage [???] Dana Schmidt is dreaming.

Meanwhile 6. Colorless II [Ongoing] Charlie Bernstein returns to the desert and finds it empty.

Meanwhile 7. Writing the Enigma [Ongoing] Randy Rudolph provides lodgings for Marie Bernstein as she investigates Survival of the Fittest, the city of Chattanooga, and the meaning of water.
———The Hell Panel———
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Virtual Pilgrimage: Exploring the Pregame Cities of SOTF
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i return, triumphantly and bass-boosted
Gervais Frans Lambotte 🎵 Blue Jeans and Bloody Tears 🎵 Martini-Henry Rifle MkIV Pattern
||Selection|Clicks|Lonely|
[+] Version 6
[+] Version 5
O B014 Joachim Lovelace - Ballistic Knife, MP 18, Obsidian Knife - "It doesn't matter. They lost, he lost, I'll lose. That's the nature of the game."
O G042 Aileen Aurora Abdallah - Pair of MMA Gloves, Golf Club & Table Leg -
B059 David Zimmer - Sabre -
[+] One Day
Hycanthe Eickenhorst
Piet Lick
Cedric Matsumoto [INSPO]
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you know what time it is

song masters:
ares
cbp
deamon
fen
laurels
loa
me
pancap
pip
rc
riki
rugga
skraal
zee

the songs are:
I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers - Fall Out Boy
Nobody's Supposed to Be Here - Deborah Cox
Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? - Arctic Monkeys
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At the Disco
Two Swans Duct Taped To The Side Of The Coke Machine - Lauren Bousfield
Your "Rules of Nature" Can SUCK IT! - Triple-Q
Yami yori kurai doukoku no acapella to bara yori akai jounetsu no aria - D
Shield For Your Eyes, A Beast In The Well On Your Hand - Melt Banana
I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You - Black Kids
You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat - Death Grips
Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of Your Fist - Pat the Bunny
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance
A Nervous Tic Motion of the Head to the Left - Andrew Bird
You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison - My Chemical Romance


send me votes via board pm or discord pm. reminder that song submissions are still open until the end of round 1.

round ends, let's say, 4/24/19, 11:59 PM EST.

edit: forgot to mention earlier. nine songs pass on to finals, five songs fall.
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round's over y'all

here's the songs we won't be seeing again, but we will be typing out their full titles to pay our respects for one final time.
[+] goodnight sweet friends, goodbye sweet prince, farewell sweet ladies, the time is done
DQed - Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off, submitted by Pancapples. The song received 79 points, including one 12, two 10's, and two 8's.
DQed - Two Swans Duct Taped To The Side Of The Coke Machine, submitted by Bikriki. The song received 86 points, including two 12's, two 10's, one 8, and one public 8.
14th - Your "Rules of Nature" Can SUCK IT!, submitted by LOA. The song received 25.5 points.
13th - Nobody's Supposed to Be Here, submitted by Laurels. The song received 34 points, including one 10.
12th - Yami yori kurai doukoku no acapella to bara yori akai jounetsu no aria, submitted by Zee. The song received 40 points, including one 8.
everyone else moves on

second round up soonish
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round two time

these people are in it:
brackie
bukowski
dn
dodd
irene
jilly
kami
kermit
mara
paige
ricky
shiola, shiola
toben
yugi
My Girl Is Calling Me (A Liar) - Chromeo
Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me at Eleven O'clock on a Friday Morning to Tell Me That at One O'clock Friday Afternoon You're Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks. Not That I Wanted to Go with You, I Wasn't Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn't Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out with You for Three Years, I Don't Like Surprises (A Musical Apology) - Christine Lavin
Richard II Or Extraordinary Popular Dimensions And The Madness Of Crowds (Responsible Hate Anthem) - Titus Andronicus
Plea From a Cat Named Virtute - The Weakerthans
¿Viva La Gloria? (Little Girl) - Green Day
hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it - Lana Del Rey
Sir B. McKenzie's Daughter's Lament For The 77th Mounted Lancers Retreat From The Straits Of Loch Knombe, In The Year Of Our Lord 1727, On The Occasion Of The Announcement Of Her Marriage To The Laird Of Kinleakie - Fairport Convention
The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage - Panic! At the Disco
From the Mouth Of An Injured Head - Radical Face
Harold T. Wilkins, Or How To Wait For A Very Long Time - Fanfarlo
The System Only Dreams in Total Darkness - The National
Superstar / Until You Come Back to Me (That's What I'm Gonna Do) - Luther Vandross
New York, I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down - LCD Soundsystem
Anthems For A Seventeen-Year Old Girl - Broken Social Scene
you know the drill. send me votes via board pm or discord pm.

same as last time - top nine make it to finals, bottom five get eliminated.

round ends at 11:59 PM, 4/27/19, but i will likely be getting very drunk that night so don't count on the round being timely.
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