Our Lady of The Fittest's 42nd Bi-Centennial Rhythmic Confessional
And so I commit the songtest's first and greatest sin
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Emprexx Plush
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Just over 24 hours to submit your confessions.
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Emprexx Plush
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Congregation rise.
Welcome to our first judgement. The following congregates have submitted their confessions:
Pancapples.
CBP.
Kilmarnock.
Cactus.
Boogie.
Emprexx Plush.
Laurels.
Jilly.
Maraoone.
Riki.
Kermit.
Rugga.
Their anonymity has been preserved...for now.
1. A confession of Wrath, First Kill - Amon Amarth. Sinner's Reflection: viking murder.
2. A confession of Gluttony, Eat Your Heart Out - Dio
3. A confession of Envy, Settle Down - Kimbra Sinner's Reflection: The singer doesn't describe anything about the man she's praying for or their relationship, only the lifestyle he could bring her that she feels he's wasting on someone else.
4. A confession of Sloth, Megalovania - Toby Fox Sinner's Reflection: Megalovania plays over the events of Undertale that are caused by a character's 'laziness'. From their inaction borne of a defeatist and fatalistic outlook, the very fate of the world now rests on them doing something, only because they've been left with no other choice.
5. A confession of Pride, New God Flow - Kanye West ft. Pusha-T. Sinner's Reflection: Kanye West is a pride golem and in the song he claims to be second to God, calls himself a God and compares himself to Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Martin Luther King Jr and Moses.
6. A confession of Lust, Freek 'N You - Jodeci. Sinner's Reflection: Because EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I WAKE UP FEELING SO HORNY.
7. A confession of Greed, Handlebars - Flobots. Sinner's Reflection: The song is basically about how we have all this creativity, but instead of using it to make life better, simpler, happier, many just use it as a tool to feed their greed, to claw their way up to power, using this creativity to build instruments of destruction and control and repression.
8. A confession of Gluttony, Gluttony - Buckcherry. Sinner's Reflection: The singer is going on about their excess in nearly every conceivable way - they drink, they smoke, they fuck, they eat. Gluttony isn't necessarily about food, but about consumption. They want it, they need it - they're accepting that's the way they are.
9. A confession of Lust, Every Other Freckle - alt-J. Sinner's Reflection: the original video I submitted for this song had a butt in it.
10. A confession of Envy, Cool Girl - Tove Lo. Sinner's Reflection: Cool Girl is about said girl getting into a relationship with a dude, she's trying to play it cool and accept the loose nature of their fling but eventually realizes she feels more - stops feeling cold - and is as such envious of her boyfriend's thing with other women
11. A confession of Pride, Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi. Sinner's Reflection: This song is about a woman who, after going through a devastating breakup, decides to only let in material goods, discos, and shallow relationships into her heart instead of moving on in a healthy way. She's essentially an ice queen, but this is just a facade so that her pride doesn't get hurt a second time even though she is lying to herself that she just wants "plastic" love.
12. A confession of Greed, March Of The Pigs - Nine Inch Nails
If your name has rung in the ears of those gathered here today, cast your judgement before the appointed hour. All those unnamed are free to cast judgement as well. Your hour will come, after all.
As is tradition, frame your confessions as follows:
12- Song Name
10- Song Name
8- ...
7- ...
6- ...
5- ...
4- ...
3- ...
2- ...
1- ...
with 12 as your most moving confession, with others descending further from the light of purity below it. The top 8 will move to further judgement. For the rest...
You know. You all know.
Welcome to our first judgement. The following congregates have submitted their confessions:
Pancapples.
CBP.
Kilmarnock.
Cactus.
Boogie.
Emprexx Plush.
Laurels.
Jilly.
Maraoone.
Riki.
Kermit.
Rugga.
Their anonymity has been preserved...for now.
1. A confession of Wrath, First Kill - Amon Amarth. Sinner's Reflection: viking murder.
2. A confession of Gluttony, Eat Your Heart Out - Dio
3. A confession of Envy, Settle Down - Kimbra Sinner's Reflection: The singer doesn't describe anything about the man she's praying for or their relationship, only the lifestyle he could bring her that she feels he's wasting on someone else.
4. A confession of Sloth, Megalovania - Toby Fox Sinner's Reflection: Megalovania plays over the events of Undertale that are caused by a character's 'laziness'. From their inaction borne of a defeatist and fatalistic outlook, the very fate of the world now rests on them doing something, only because they've been left with no other choice.
5. A confession of Pride, New God Flow - Kanye West ft. Pusha-T. Sinner's Reflection: Kanye West is a pride golem and in the song he claims to be second to God, calls himself a God and compares himself to Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Martin Luther King Jr and Moses.
6. A confession of Lust, Freek 'N You - Jodeci. Sinner's Reflection: Because EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I WAKE UP FEELING SO HORNY.
7. A confession of Greed, Handlebars - Flobots. Sinner's Reflection: The song is basically about how we have all this creativity, but instead of using it to make life better, simpler, happier, many just use it as a tool to feed their greed, to claw their way up to power, using this creativity to build instruments of destruction and control and repression.
8. A confession of Gluttony, Gluttony - Buckcherry. Sinner's Reflection: The singer is going on about their excess in nearly every conceivable way - they drink, they smoke, they fuck, they eat. Gluttony isn't necessarily about food, but about consumption. They want it, they need it - they're accepting that's the way they are.
9. A confession of Lust, Every Other Freckle - alt-J. Sinner's Reflection: the original video I submitted for this song had a butt in it.
10. A confession of Envy, Cool Girl - Tove Lo. Sinner's Reflection: Cool Girl is about said girl getting into a relationship with a dude, she's trying to play it cool and accept the loose nature of their fling but eventually realizes she feels more - stops feeling cold - and is as such envious of her boyfriend's thing with other women
11. A confession of Pride, Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi. Sinner's Reflection: This song is about a woman who, after going through a devastating breakup, decides to only let in material goods, discos, and shallow relationships into her heart instead of moving on in a healthy way. She's essentially an ice queen, but this is just a facade so that her pride doesn't get hurt a second time even though she is lying to herself that she just wants "plastic" love.
12. A confession of Greed, March Of The Pigs - Nine Inch Nails
If your name has rung in the ears of those gathered here today, cast your judgement before the appointed hour. All those unnamed are free to cast judgement as well. Your hour will come, after all.
As is tradition, frame your confessions as follows:
12- Song Name
10- Song Name
8- ...
7- ...
6- ...
5- ...
4- ...
3- ...
2- ...
1- ...
with 12 as your most moving confession, with others descending further from the light of purity below it. The top 8 will move to further judgement. For the rest...
You know. You all know.
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Emprexx Plush
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Interest has been expressed in short, one sentence explanations of each confession. They are entirely voluntary, but if you would like to supply one simply provide it to me and I will add it to your entry.
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Some of you may notice an absence or four. Let us take attendance and review.
Which means still with us are...
A brief recess, and we will begin the afternoon sermon.
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Emprexx Plush
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Congregation rise.
Welcome to our second judgement. The following congregates have submitted their confessions:
Murderweasel.
Shiola.
Deamon.
Dr. Freud.
Fenris.
Kotorikun.
Pippin.
Slam.
TLOA.
Skraal.
Kami.
Anonymity, unlike innocence, remains untainted among them. Turn your attention instead to what they have brought us. A reminder that should those confession wish to provide a short explanation for their confession, it need only be passed to me privately.
1. A confession of Lust, Fear And Delight - The Correspondents
2. A confession of Wrath, Slow Motion - Third Eye Blind. Sinner's Reflection: The lyrics to this were deemed too violent and inappropriate and caused the record label to refuse to release it except as an instrumental; it took seven years for the original version to make it to the public as a bonus on a Greatest Hits album.
3. A confession of Pride, Key Entity Extraction I: Domino The Destitute - Coheed And Cambria
4. A confession of Gluttony, Amsterdam - Scott Walker.
5. A confession of Envy, Genghis Khan - Miike Snow Sinner's Reflection: This guy isn't in a relationship with the girl he's singing about and doesn't even want to be, but he still wants to possess and control her because he doesn't want her to be happy elsewhere.
6. A confession of Sloth, Haunt - Echos
7. A confession of Greed, Emperor's New Clothes - Panic At The Disco
8. A confession of Envy, Mr. Brightside - The Killers. Sinner's Reflection: It's a song about a man being cheated on and devolving into jealousy, paranoia, and shame. Explains itself, really.
9. A confession of Sloth, Because I Got High - Afroman. Sinner's Reflection: A deep rhythmic journey into the depths of one man's soul, this song is truly a microcosm of the fear, no doubt one we all find ourselves peering over our shoulders for, that our attempts to escape from the aspects of our lives we wish over and over again that we could change will lead us down a spiral of self destructive behaviour and ultimately isolate and doom us.
10. A confession of Wrath, Free Your Hate - KMFDM
11. A Confession of Greed, Money - Pink Floyd
If your name has rung in the ears of those gathered here today, cast your judgement before the appointed hour. All those unnamed are free to cast judgement as well. Your hour will come, after all.
As is tradition, frame your confessions as follows:
12- Song Name
10- Song Name
8- ...
7- ...
6- ...
5- ...
4- ...
3- ...
2- ...
1- ...
with 12 as your most moving confession, with others descending further from the light of purity below it. The top 7 will move on for further judgement.
Walk the narrow path. Don't look down.
Welcome to our second judgement. The following congregates have submitted their confessions:
Murderweasel.
Shiola.
Deamon.
Dr. Freud.
Fenris.
Kotorikun.
Pippin.
Slam.
TLOA.
Skraal.
Kami.
Anonymity, unlike innocence, remains untainted among them. Turn your attention instead to what they have brought us. A reminder that should those confession wish to provide a short explanation for their confession, it need only be passed to me privately.
1. A confession of Lust, Fear And Delight - The Correspondents
2. A confession of Wrath, Slow Motion - Third Eye Blind. Sinner's Reflection: The lyrics to this were deemed too violent and inappropriate and caused the record label to refuse to release it except as an instrumental; it took seven years for the original version to make it to the public as a bonus on a Greatest Hits album.
3. A confession of Pride, Key Entity Extraction I: Domino The Destitute - Coheed And Cambria
4. A confession of Gluttony, Amsterdam - Scott Walker.
5. A confession of Envy, Genghis Khan - Miike Snow Sinner's Reflection: This guy isn't in a relationship with the girl he's singing about and doesn't even want to be, but he still wants to possess and control her because he doesn't want her to be happy elsewhere.
6. A confession of Sloth, Haunt - Echos
7. A confession of Greed, Emperor's New Clothes - Panic At The Disco
8. A confession of Envy, Mr. Brightside - The Killers. Sinner's Reflection: It's a song about a man being cheated on and devolving into jealousy, paranoia, and shame. Explains itself, really.
9. A confession of Sloth, Because I Got High - Afroman. Sinner's Reflection: A deep rhythmic journey into the depths of one man's soul, this song is truly a microcosm of the fear, no doubt one we all find ourselves peering over our shoulders for, that our attempts to escape from the aspects of our lives we wish over and over again that we could change will lead us down a spiral of self destructive behaviour and ultimately isolate and doom us.
10. A confession of Wrath, Free Your Hate - KMFDM
11. A Confession of Greed, Money - Pink Floyd
If your name has rung in the ears of those gathered here today, cast your judgement before the appointed hour. All those unnamed are free to cast judgement as well. Your hour will come, after all.
As is tradition, frame your confessions as follows:
12- Song Name
10- Song Name
8- ...
7- ...
6- ...
5- ...
4- ...
3- ...
2- ...
1- ...
with 12 as your most moving confession, with others descending further from the light of purity below it. The top 7 will move on for further judgement.
Walk the narrow path. Don't look down.
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Emprexx Plush
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Eyes forward. You can't help them now. Attendance, please.
Which means still with us are...
Midnight Mass will begin when the screaming ceases.
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Emprexx Plush
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Congregation rise.
Welcome to our final judgement. The following congregates remain in purgatory:
Pancapples.
Kilmarnock.
Emprexx Plush.
Jilly.
Maraoone.
Riki.
Kermit.
Rugga.
Shiola.
Dr. Freud.
Fenris.
Kotorikun.
Pippin.
Skraal.
Kami.
1. A confession of Lust, Fear And Delight - The Correspondents
2. A confession of Gluttony, Eat Your Heart Out - Dio
3. A confession of Envy, Settle Down - Kimbra Sinner's Reflection: The singer doesn't describe anything about the man she's praying for or their relationship, only the lifestyle he could bring her that she feels he's wasting on someone else.
4. A confession of Sloth, Megalovania - Toby Fox Sinner's Reflection: Megalovania plays over the events of Undertale that are caused by a character's 'laziness'. From their inaction borne of a defeatist and fatalistic outlook, the very fate of the world now rests on them doing something, only because they've been left with no other choice.
5. A confession of Pride, New God Flow - Kanye West ft. Pusha-T. Sinner's Reflection: Kanye West is a pride golem and in the song he claims to be second to God, calls himself a God and compares himself to Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Martin Luther King Jr and Moses.
6. A confession of Gluttony, Amsterdam - Scott Walker
7. A confession of Greed, Handlebars - Flobots. Sinner's Reflection: The song is basically about how we have all this creativity, but instead of using it to make life better, simpler, happier, many just use it as a tool to feed their greed, to claw their way up to power, using this creativity to build instruments of destruction and control and repression.
8. A confession of Envy, Genghis Khan - Miike Snow. Sinner's Reflection: This guy isn't in a relationship with the girl he's singing about and doesn't even want to be, but he still wants to possess and control her because he doesn't want her to be happy elsewhere.
9. A confession of Lust, Every Other Freckle - alt-J. Sinner's Reflection: the original video I submitted for this song had a butt in it.
10. A confession of Envy, Cool Girl - Tove Lo. Sinner's Reflection: Cool Girl is about said girl getting into a relationship with a dude, she's trying to play it cool and accept the loose nature of their fling but eventually realizes she feels more - stops feeling cold - and is as such envious of her boyfriend's thing with other women
11. A confession of Pride, Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi. Sinner's Reflection: This song is about a woman who, after going through a devastating breakup, decides to only let in material goods, discos, and shallow relationships into her heart instead of moving on in a healthy way. She's essentially an ice queen, but this is just a facade so that her pride doesn't get hurt a second time even though she is lying to herself that she just wants "plastic" love.
12. A confession of Sloth, Haunt - Echos
13. A confession of Greed, Emperor's New Clothes - Panic At The Disco
14. A confession of Envy, Mr. Brightside - The Killers. Sinner's Reflection: It's a song about a man being cheated on and devolving into jealousy, paranoia, and shame. Explains itself, really.
15. A Confession of Greed, Money - Pink Floyd
As is tradition, frame your confessions as follows:
12- Song Name
10- Song Name
8- ...
7- ...
6- ...
5- ...
4- ...
3- ...
2- ...
1- ...
with 12 as your most moving confession, with others descending further from the light of purity below it.
All will be revealed at the last appointed hour.
Welcome to our final judgement. The following congregates remain in purgatory:
Pancapples.
Kilmarnock.
Emprexx Plush.
Jilly.
Maraoone.
Riki.
Kermit.
Rugga.
Shiola.
Dr. Freud.
Fenris.
Kotorikun.
Pippin.
Skraal.
Kami.
1. A confession of Lust, Fear And Delight - The Correspondents
2. A confession of Gluttony, Eat Your Heart Out - Dio
3. A confession of Envy, Settle Down - Kimbra Sinner's Reflection: The singer doesn't describe anything about the man she's praying for or their relationship, only the lifestyle he could bring her that she feels he's wasting on someone else.
4. A confession of Sloth, Megalovania - Toby Fox Sinner's Reflection: Megalovania plays over the events of Undertale that are caused by a character's 'laziness'. From their inaction borne of a defeatist and fatalistic outlook, the very fate of the world now rests on them doing something, only because they've been left with no other choice.
5. A confession of Pride, New God Flow - Kanye West ft. Pusha-T. Sinner's Reflection: Kanye West is a pride golem and in the song he claims to be second to God, calls himself a God and compares himself to Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Martin Luther King Jr and Moses.
6. A confession of Gluttony, Amsterdam - Scott Walker
7. A confession of Greed, Handlebars - Flobots. Sinner's Reflection: The song is basically about how we have all this creativity, but instead of using it to make life better, simpler, happier, many just use it as a tool to feed their greed, to claw their way up to power, using this creativity to build instruments of destruction and control and repression.
8. A confession of Envy, Genghis Khan - Miike Snow. Sinner's Reflection: This guy isn't in a relationship with the girl he's singing about and doesn't even want to be, but he still wants to possess and control her because he doesn't want her to be happy elsewhere.
9. A confession of Lust, Every Other Freckle - alt-J. Sinner's Reflection: the original video I submitted for this song had a butt in it.
10. A confession of Envy, Cool Girl - Tove Lo. Sinner's Reflection: Cool Girl is about said girl getting into a relationship with a dude, she's trying to play it cool and accept the loose nature of their fling but eventually realizes she feels more - stops feeling cold - and is as such envious of her boyfriend's thing with other women
11. A confession of Pride, Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi. Sinner's Reflection: This song is about a woman who, after going through a devastating breakup, decides to only let in material goods, discos, and shallow relationships into her heart instead of moving on in a healthy way. She's essentially an ice queen, but this is just a facade so that her pride doesn't get hurt a second time even though she is lying to herself that she just wants "plastic" love.
12. A confession of Sloth, Haunt - Echos
13. A confession of Greed, Emperor's New Clothes - Panic At The Disco
14. A confession of Envy, Mr. Brightside - The Killers. Sinner's Reflection: It's a song about a man being cheated on and devolving into jealousy, paranoia, and shame. Explains itself, really.
15. A Confession of Greed, Money - Pink Floyd
As is tradition, frame your confessions as follows:
12- Song Name
10- Song Name
8- ...
7- ...
6- ...
5- ...
4- ...
3- ...
2- ...
1- ...
with 12 as your most moving confession, with others descending further from the light of purity below it.
All will be revealed at the last appointed hour.
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Emprexx Plush
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Congregation rise. Please proceed to the Pit in an orderly fashion as your names are called.
The following await judgement:
The following await judgement:
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Emprexx Plush
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Please remain calm and face the end with dignity. The following five will remain in purgatory for period to be determined:
Those below, continue with me to the gates.
Those below, continue with me to the gates.
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Emprexx Plush
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Two will continue on. Three will remain and face fates unknown.
Hmm. It appears I can go no further. Glory awaits the final two.
Hmm. It appears I can go no further. Glory awaits the final two.
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Emprexx Plush
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Faithful and unfaithful. Pure and impure. Saved and damned.
The pinnacle of your efforts...
with 91 points...
including two 12s...
one 10...
and two 8s...
A confession of Envy, Mr. Brightside - The Killers, Confessed by Kamikaze.
In 2nd place, with 89 points including two 10s and two 8s, Fear and Delight - The Correspondents, confessed by Shiola.
Congregation dismissed.
The pinnacle of your efforts...
with 91 points...
including two 12s...
one 10...
and two 8s...
A confession of Envy, Mr. Brightside - The Killers, Confessed by Kamikaze.
In 2nd place, with 89 points including two 10s and two 8s, Fear and Delight - The Correspondents, confessed by Shiola.
Congregation dismissed.