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Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:23 pm
by KamiKaze
Ah, but see, look. Notice how there's a bottle next to her? She clearly spilled Pepto all over herself while sleeping.

If you ask me, though, if there's a killer here it's the furry. Threatening people doesn't help your case.

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:16 pm
by ItzToxie
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“Well, there could be a biohazard that makes your blood come out all at once. Maybe if one of you suitless dirtlickers keep poking around dead bodies we’ll see if that’s true.”

“Though as for the killer, my bet is the furry as well. An uncleaned fur suit is an entire microbiome of various plagues, fleas, and fluid-borne illnesses.”

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:27 pm
by KamiKaze
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See see see! He's a health hazard! He's gonna bring fleas and all sorts of yuckiness because he doesn't clean his fursuit!

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:51 pm
by Lilith
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The bottle is strange... it has two openings... is that normal.... theres none of that in Quebec.......

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And what's this? Did the Ultimate Eepy manage to rip clothing from her killer?

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:17 pm
by Deblod100
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"That clothing could've come from anything or anyone! I'm going with the bet that the furry did it. Calling shots now!"

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:26 pm
by Brackie
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it can't be Slam! they're acting too OTTN5 right out of the gate, they're a distraction! it has to be someone we least suspect, but has had screentime so far.....

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:30 pm
by Slam
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Fun fox fact: they aren't as quick to tear someone's throat out for no reason as you guys are!

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:49 pm
by Namira
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"Uh, unless that bottle is about ninety eleven times bigger than it looks, there's no way it spilled so much all over Claire.

You could float a boat in that lake she's got."

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:12 pm
by KamiKaze
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Fun fox fact: they aren't as quick to tear someone's throat out for no reason as you guys are!
There is a reason. You threaten people and you're a biohazard!
"Uh, unless that bottle is about ninety eleven times bigger than it looks, there's no way it spilled so much all over Claire.

You could float a boat in that lake she's got."
You'd be surprised!

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:24 pm
by Slam
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I think the crime under investigation here is murder, not biological contamination! If Claire died by biohazard there wouldn't be all the hot pink blood. Something mister ultimate hazmat can confirm.

Did you know? Foxes sometimes eat bugs!

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:51 pm
by Pippi
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Hewwo! I also eat bugs sometimes! uwu

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:59 pm
by Lilith
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Was Claire chan a bug...?

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:41 pm
by Namira
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"All I know is that y'all are really buggin me!"

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:09 am
by Kermit
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ℍ𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟s, 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕤, 𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕨𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕪, 𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕦𝕣𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟.

Re: *ding dong ding dong*

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:09 am
by Kermit
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