Rank Your Fave Dialogue

[Sunnybunny]

Because nothing makes me happier than hearing y'alls favorite things, much like that song in the Song of Music.

This time it's favorite dialogue! If you want to talk about other people's lines, as long as you're being positive that's cool. If you want to put an exchange of words because the line needs context that's fine too! If your kid is quoting something else it's all good.

No min or max, have fun!

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

For entirely sentimental reasons, "Have I ever mentioned I love you?" holds a special place in my heart, both times Cam says it. sue me.

[Kermit]

im kermit and i like talking about myself and i went through All the (non-pregame) words i've ever written on main and mini and isolated my some of my favourite quotes from each character NO IM NOT JUSTIFYING WHY I LIKE THEM THAT'S SO MUCH WORK anyways the quotes are in roughly chronological order & not ranked in any way shape or form

[+] wow everett has a lot of bad dialogue but i like this one line

"Like, if you were looking to kill as many people as possible, would you go to a field or a hotel?"

[+] harland strange and subtlety are not on speaking terms

"No! No, fuuuuuck you! Bitch, you don't own me! I've got an, uh..." Harland looked at his koosh ball. "-grenade, and I'll blow you the fuck up with it! I'm a real tough motherfucker! I'm wearing a necklace made from human ears!"

"H'TCHAAAAAAW!"

[+] Vjaljerija Bjogdjanovjic

"Fear and reason - fear is a reason. If people are selfish enough to kill, they'll be selfish enough to not kill, if we motivate them."

"Oh, uh, shoot, okay - uh, when she breathes, check if any part of her head, uh, kind of - if it inflates when she breathes."

"I don't know you, Connor. I don't know what kind of person you are. On our very first day here, there were already people throwing other people off the waterfall. I don't know if you're like them."

"You remember Camille, yes? She gave you cigarettes. This is her gun. I killed her for it."

"There is always a point. There is always an agenda. There is always a motive."

"Oh my gosh, you guys! My name is Julien Leblanc! Only I am allowed to make personal attacks, silly delusional Valerija! Boo hoo, I am so very, very sad! Why isn't everyone else as sad as me!?!?"

"...Tell me Juliette, do you think Julien and I are having an argument over philosophy, politics, or ideology?"

"I understand what you're going through, um, Raylene!"

"- If they won't live in peace, then they'll have to die for peace, yes?"

"Lori. Gnušam te."

[+] that frog guy who talked way too much, as is evidenced by all these quotes

**********asterisks denote quotes that are largely Song References!


"I'm fine. I'm okay. I'm just - this whole thing is - it's happening."

"-- Listen, Nia, if you're going to shoot me, just... just shoot me in the gut. Make it slow. Let me bleed out, really slow. Try to bury me at sea once it's over."

"Storm's coming, Nick. Maybe it'll help with the blood."

"We're not people anymore. Nothing we did before this even matters now. It never did. We're not people anymore. We're just names. We're just a statistic. We're a distraction. We're a news story. We're a political talking point. We aren't people anymore. We aren't people."

"Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhh - diabetes. I - diabetic. Me. My diabetes. Outside. I just - fresh air. Outside. Myself. By myself. Medical... emergency. I'll be back. Soon? Don't follow. I'm okay. I'm on drugs. Don't worry about it."

"Hi, U.S. government. If I die on this island, I'd like to request that you give my name an adjacency with Beryl Mahelona's."

*(To the tune of Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In))
"This is the body of Jeremiah Anderson.
He was my be-e-est frie-eh-end.
Nick Ogilvie mur-ur-dered him he-ee-ere.
Please leave him alo-oh-oh-oh-ohne.
Tha-ah-ank you.
Ni-i-i-ia-ia Kah-rah-halios"

*"Tonight, your ghost will ask my ghost 'Who put these bodies between us'."

"I'm running out of reasons not to do shitty things, I think. It's... it's scary, y'know?"

"CAN'T DO ANY GODDAMN THING RIGHT, CAN YOU NIA?!"

"Well owl be damned."

"You have to go. You have to go. You can't be here. This is a prison. You have to go,"

"Fuck y'all, I'm monologuing."

*"Same as it ever was."

"Party's just starting, I think. Lori Martin gave me some LSD while she was dressed up like an owl. Y'all want some?"

"Am bush," he sank back into the bush, "Ambush."

"I've lied to you a lot."

"Gucci gang."

"Biiiiiiiitch, nobody other than you buys clothes from eBay, you fuckin' walking Etsy collection."

"Uhhhhh-ayyyyyyyyy y'all just got GUCCED - PRANKED, I mean - it wasn't Catherine's ribcage shattering; it was me, Mikey the master prankster, stepping on a water bottle! H'okay, let's, uh..."

"Maybe every word that has ever come out of my mouth was a calculation."

*"Well, the guy in the skeleton costume runs up to the guy in the Superman suit -"

"Y'know, Sven, this whole time since we got here, it's just felt like - like I've been trying to say what I want to say without having to say what I want to say - and without knowing what I want to say. Well, like, I think I know what it is conceptually, but - I don't remember how to say it."

"I am who I am. I'm not who I was. You already know I'm not putting the gun on the ground."

"Consider this a formal request. Don't you fucking dare put my name on the memorial. I don't fucking want it there."

"SO FUCK YOU, JONAH. SHE CAN TALK FOR HERSELF. I WANT IT IN HER OWN FUCKING WORDS."

"A-Are you okay with it - is it - is it okay?"

"What made the cigarettes be worth taking?"

"Fuck off you dumb fucking crackheads I already heard you the first time Jesus fucking Christ."

"...uh, yeah, I dunno what. Hi Violet, I guess. All those shoes, whose were they, do you think?"

"Mmm, that's so sad, Darren. Alexa, play Despacito."

"I got good aim when it's convenient."

*"I'm afraid of the way that I live my life. I'm afraid of the way I don't. I'm afraid of the things that I wanna do but I won't. I'm afraid of God. I'm afraid to believe. And I'm afraid of all the loved ones that I made leave. I'm afraid that my dog doesn't love me anymore. (...) I plagiarized all of that. Fuck you."

"Yooooooooooou talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? 'Cus I don't see anyone else heeeere. Fuck you, honestly. You think you know me. You don't know shit. Fuck you. Everything you think you know about me, you got from me."

*"It's so sad to see the world agree that they'd rather see our faces filled with flies, when I'd like to keep white roses in our eyes."

*(part of Home, by LCD Soundsystem)
"No one ever knows what I'm talking about,
so I guess I'm already dead.
And no one opens up when I scream and shout,
but it's time to make a couple things clear.
If you're afraid of what you need,
if you're afraid of what you need.
Look around you, you're surrounded.
It won't get any better.
And so,
goodnight."

"Are you killing Michael Froese the person, or are you killing what he symbolizes to you?"

[Maraoone]

leaf son

3. "Let go. Cam, let go. We can- we don't have to do this, Cam, don't make me do this, Cam, please."

2. They were so fucking happy.

1. "I wish I'd been better. I wish I'd told you guys sooner. I mean, I know it's hardly relevant now, what with everything I've done, but it mattered to me back then. It meant something to me back then. Still does."