SOTF Plays Tabletop 2: Blue Dragon Boogaloo

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

Rosemary is a zombie bully

[Emprexx Plush]

Well somebody has to check their boxers for swastikas.

[TheLordOfAwesome]

Gotta protect Nes'sa from the Ghostapo.

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

Besmir's plans for world domination continue

Nessa drank three shots of the mysterious magenta gargleblaster and only threw up once! (as did the others but they did not have seconds, unlike Nessa)

Featuring: trying to convince the elves the bartender is racist

[Espi]

On today's episode (now featuring the correct thread):

"Question: does the octopus also get a turn in combat?"
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"He's just mad at me because I look like a zombie." "I FORGOT YOU DID THAT."
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"I'm just saying, there's only one dinosaur in this campaign, and you're trying to deny her the right to a turn."
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"Yeah, but weretigers don't have rights."
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"Unfortunately, that includes no swastikas on [the zombies'] boxers."
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"I may be willing to stab a little girl in the back but a zombie pony is too much."
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[TheLordOfAwesome]

Nes'sa The Clumsy Dinosaur

Starring:

Nes'sa the Clumsy Dinosaur

Larry, Moe, and Curly, the Flying Fey Octopus Familiars

Nes'sa's Constant Zombie Induced Near Death Experiences

Nes'sa The Clumsy Dinosaur is filmed before a live studio audience

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

The Octopus Gang Fucking Face-Grapples A Ghoul To Death

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

To start: the party investigates the lab and notes of a necromancer, and after a tense confrontation when she gets back while they're investigating, get her to hand over the map to the undead camp

Later: Nes'sa and Rosemary might start an immortality potion scam with the stuff they stole from said lab

[Espi]

Honestly it went better than I would have expected.

Good god how long is that Naruto gif

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

"No!" cried the merchant's daughter. "The tentacled monstrosity lies! You can't just buy a weirdly shaped bottle because she says it's from some ancient civilization you have no way to verify even existed!"

"Haha," the merchant chortled, ignoring his daughter. "Weird glass bottles and fifteen gold go clink clink."

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

DMing is planning a bunch of combat encounters in the necromancer's camp only to have it bypassed by some warlock with Alter Self and insanely good charisma rolls

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

What I thought would happen this session: the party talks about going north to go on an expedition to scout out undead territory etc etc maybe get on the caravan this session after finishing up business in Sol-

The unfinished business in Sol: involves finding out the lord of said northern town is unwilling to fund literary pursuits, using magic to disguise yourself as a child to lure the child eating hags while wandering through the woods (weretiger companion close by), discovering that hag's contracts with the nearby elven village, playing the accordion with a wide range of tolerability, and taunting the daughter of the man you scammed to get the money to buy said accordion

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

Nessa is a bully

[TheLordOfAwesome]

For context, Nes'sa cast Minor Illusion to whisper the word "accordion" into the ear of the daughter of the man she conned.

For further context, Nes'sa previously used that money she got from said mark to buy an accordion. Nes'sa previously approached said daughter after the fact to taunt her that she used said money to buy that accordion.