I Got Kids
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:57 am
Oh hey
never planned together? planned before? met in a hallway once? spent six years serving in 'nam together? idk i'm afraid if i open tapatalk again they'll come to my house and give me a wedgie for betraying them so like let's do it again folks
I exist again and so do some children who actually have profiles so I'm like kind of committed to them instead of staring at them in the void and wondering if they should exist or not as a commentary on my spiraling depression
I mean what
Anyway here's wonderwall
1. Hel Fury(Approved). They're neat. They like witchcraft and videogames and weed and being in a sort of band. Mostly just looking for friends and antagonists but maybe we got our licenses the same week and we went out joyriding and we thought we hit a deer we're like 90% sure it was a deer but it could have been a bike and we've never talked about it but we're sworn to secrecy that could be cool let's talk about it okay thanks cya later
2. Blaise d'Aramitz(Approved). French! Gay! Terrible! Very Sad and distracting themselves from ennui with consumption and the emotional devastation of others! Fashionable! Did you fuck? Did they fuck your partner? Your dad? Your mom? Who knows? You knows. Help me knows. I've lost all control over my devil child. Also like there's some magic tricks and gambling so if that's your thing more than the crippling emotional issues or whoring hit me up.
3. Jeremiah Anderson(Approved). He big. He gray. He think words are dumb. His profile is way too fucking long and I'm sorry but I'm also not. He could use some friends. Maybe a super disastrous ex. Some music peeps. Basketball pals. A way to understand that the abuse he experienced isn't his fault and that his impulses to continue the cycle are a natural traumatic response that don't necessarily make him a bad person if he doesn't act on them. The basics.
4. Nona Hart(Approved). whoa what what the fuck where did you come from who did that i did that oh okay cool. i made her terrified of interacting with people and then forced her into a context where the only way to exist is to interact with people because i'm a bad parent like that. please take advantage of her good nature so her profile isn't a fucking lie thank you. you like coffee? nona likes coffee she'll tell you things about coffee you never possibly could have wanted to know and also she'll probably write papers for you and stuff if you're nice to her please be nice to her while you're adding to her overloaded schedule thanks
children
formatting and stuff will be done Sometime(TM)
never planned together? planned before? met in a hallway once? spent six years serving in 'nam together? idk i'm afraid if i open tapatalk again they'll come to my house and give me a wedgie for betraying them so like let's do it again folks
I exist again and so do some children who actually have profiles so I'm like kind of committed to them instead of staring at them in the void and wondering if they should exist or not as a commentary on my spiraling depression
I mean what
Anyway here's wonderwall
1. Hel Fury(Approved). They're neat. They like witchcraft and videogames and weed and being in a sort of band. Mostly just looking for friends and antagonists but maybe we got our licenses the same week and we went out joyriding and we thought we hit a deer we're like 90% sure it was a deer but it could have been a bike and we've never talked about it but we're sworn to secrecy that could be cool let's talk about it okay thanks cya later
2. Blaise d'Aramitz(Approved). French! Gay! Terrible! Very Sad and distracting themselves from ennui with consumption and the emotional devastation of others! Fashionable! Did you fuck? Did they fuck your partner? Your dad? Your mom? Who knows? You knows. Help me knows. I've lost all control over my devil child. Also like there's some magic tricks and gambling so if that's your thing more than the crippling emotional issues or whoring hit me up.
3. Jeremiah Anderson(Approved). He big. He gray. He think words are dumb. His profile is way too fucking long and I'm sorry but I'm also not. He could use some friends. Maybe a super disastrous ex. Some music peeps. Basketball pals. A way to understand that the abuse he experienced isn't his fault and that his impulses to continue the cycle are a natural traumatic response that don't necessarily make him a bad person if he doesn't act on them. The basics.
4. Nona Hart(Approved). whoa what what the fuck where did you come from who did that i did that oh okay cool. i made her terrified of interacting with people and then forced her into a context where the only way to exist is to interact with people because i'm a bad parent like that. please take advantage of her good nature so her profile isn't a fucking lie thank you. you like coffee? nona likes coffee she'll tell you things about coffee you never possibly could have wanted to know and also she'll probably write papers for you and stuff if you're nice to her please be nice to her while you're adding to her overloaded schedule thanks
children
formatting and stuff will be done Sometime(TM)