Real Housewives of Mafia: Game Thread

[Fenris]

gggg

okay. i'm trying to like, be rational. i really want to vote for blizz but i know there can't be a godfather unless brackie really fucked up and like i don't think he really fucked up. unless one of the remaining townies is lying about being vanilla for some reason, and there is basically no reason to do that at this juncture, the town is balanced fine for this setup. a godfather would fuck everything up. but also blizz is hella suspicious?

>:|

[dmboogie]

gggg

okay. i'm trying to like, be rational. i really want to vote for blizz but i know there can't be a godfather unless brackie really fucked up and like i don't think he really fucked up. unless one of the remaining townies is lying about being vanilla for some reason, and there is basically no reason to do that at this juncture, the town is balanced fine for this setup. a godfather would fuck everything up. but also blizz is hella suspicious?

>:|

mood

if blizzard ends up being the godfather y'all have permission to call me booboo the fool and prod my corpse with a stick

[Fenris]

the only thing that makes sense to me at this point is that rugga has to be very clever mafia who has been defending boogie in hopes of getting him to side with her because the flavor evidence presented in boogie's favor is actually very strong and ughhhhhhhh i feel like i keep waffling re: blizz and godfather bc it makes a lot of sense but its also fucking impossible so

@ blizz: what boogie said. we can't lynch tonight if you don't vote.

i was going to equivocate some more about not being sure about voting yet but honestly at this point it doesn't matter. we have < 24 hours left. i feel like i can't reasonably vote for blizz even tho i kind of want to and i'm almost sure boogs is town. either blizzard will also vote or she won't, there's no point in me just waiting for her to vote so i can hammer and i feel better about voting now than i feel about letting this slip into a no-lynch.

Vote: RUGGAHISSY

[Ruggahissy]

Well I guess we’ve lost then. I’ll throw down my

Vote: Blizzard

So I can collect my “I told you so” at a later date.

[Ruggahissy]

I mean, I gave it my best, I really did. I load out my arguments and I don’t think there’s anything else I could have done

[Ruggahissy]

*laid, thanks phone

[Ruggahissy]

I'm like, torn between just admitting our loss and trying to keep fighting and reverse one of these votes before Blizzard comes back. But I also have been saving this since I found out my role and since I won't get a bah post when I die this time I guess now is as good a time as any

[dmboogie]

We cannot waver. We cannot waver. We cannot waver ;-; ;-; ;-;

[Ruggahissy]

Also my big effort read posts were basically for nothing, you would have voted for me no matter what unless I lied and didn't say Blizzard was the most suspicious. So I don't know why I bothered at all.

[dmboogie]

man i also think that blizzard is the most suspicious but that just doesn't translate to "and thus we should vote for Blizzard, who Jimmy said was innocent, and a godfather in this setup would be kinda rude imo"

[Ruggahissy]

If we have a godfather situation then I agree it’s unfair since that means our cop was only good for one mafia member but that’s the conclusion I’ve come to and we’ll have to take it up with God (Andy Cohen/Brackie).

If truly nothing will sway you I could vote myself to end this faster.

[Fenris]

at this point i think me and boogie are both banking on brackie's ability to set up a decent game of mafia and if we're wrong i am perfectly willing to burn him at the stake if you are

[dmboogie]

legitimately if you and fen are both town then i feel really, really bad about this, and i respect the effort you put into all the reads you gave today it's just

i don't see any other option

[Ruggahissy]

Fine.

Shannon Beador deserves to go out the way she would in real life. NO ONE FIRES SHANON. I QUIT.

See you all in Hell with my big fat gloating and knowing that I did not give mafia the satisfaction.

VOTE: RUGGAHISSY

[dmboogie]

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