Real Housewives of Mafia: Game Thread

[Ruggahissy]

Kermit's finance was having sex with someone in the bathroom

NO NOT MY MONEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kermit]

JOANNA YOU BITCH

[Ruggahissy]

Everything I say sounds made up but it’s true. That’s Kim from Atlanta. She is a nurse who spent most of her time on the show being supported by a married man she only called “Big Poppa” because she couldn’t say his real name on tv on account of him being married. She only wears stupid wigs despite having hair (gif features her wig). She made a horrible song that did great and eventually married a hot football player and got her own wedding spin off show because she is the definition of failing upward. Please, listen

https://youtu.be/LR7D_FMrBOk

[MurderWeasel]

Wow. That is certainly a song that exists. I feel like she could've actually gotten some more mileage out of leaning into the autotune a bit harder; there's no real effort to mask it but it's so restrained compared to artists that really play with it that it doesn't quite do it for me. re: quiet people my vote's on someone among the three quietest and also I'm offended that no wine was thrown back, like what sort of harlot doesn't throw wine back in greeting? So for the moment it can stand.

[jimmydalad]

I mean like, if all the drinking wine want thrown by a certain someone, then we would have drinking wine to throw around. I think we should have an honest discussion about their alcoholism because I just want to be a good friend that looks out for them. You know, cause alcoholism is bad.

[Brackie]

Vote count:

Kermit (1): MK Kilmarnock
MK Kilmarnock (1): Ruggahissy
Blizzard (1): MurderWeasel
Ruggahissy (1): Fenris
dmboogie (1): Kermit

Not voted: dmboogie, Blizzard, Skraal, jimmydalad

9 players means 5 to lynch.

[Ruggahissy]

“Don’t judge a book by its cover, because I’m actually the DSM-5”

*twirls around but trips slightly on her gown*


Toben you can have some of my brand new wine I’ve made, Rugga riesling! Thank you all so much for supporting me in this endevour and for coming to my big night!

[chucks an entire bottle at Toben by way of greeting]

[Ruggahissy]

Also good to note is that knowledge of lore is unlikely to help anyone because a solid 80% of these women could have arguments made for them being mafia because by in large they are either horrible people, unstable or both.

[Ruggahissy]

“You can’t spell “fabulist” without “fab”! Holla!”

[strikes a pose with a hand on her hip in front of miserable looking family]

[jimmydalad]

Rugga, I never took you for the type to plagiarise Heather Thomson like that. Im just saying that, as a friend, that’s a really bad look and I’m saving you the embarrassment of being called out by her once she finds out.

Also, since you’re saying we should go after the quiet girls, who do you want to vote for? I’m just asking cause I wanna hear your opinion and I’d follow you too the ends of the earth as you’re good girlfriend. You know that, right?

<3

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

If I seem quiet right now, it's because I don't really have anything to add here. I barely know all this Housewives lore, haha. Plus I don't have any solid reads on anyone. I see some people are getting a bit more analytical as the first day starts to come to an end, so that might become something. Or maybe not, I don't know.

[Kermit]

WE ARE NOT GIRLS WE ARE WOMEN

[Kermit]

hi everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we have one irl day left in this dayphase!!!!!!!!!! my vote is hovering above skraal because they only have one post right now i think maybe!!!!!!!!!!! im getting newtown vibes from blizzard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MurderWeasel]

I can't remember entirely who's played before and who hasn't and going through Tapatalk to try to find out sounds like misery.

[Fenris]

ive played plenty o mafia

im lacking in reads because im not particularly good at reading thru the flavor silliness and i am a wet blanket but i do hope that we'll be mildly more serious tomorrow???????