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“SUPER MODEL? MORE LIKE SUPER HOOKER” (real show quote).

I don’t know why everyone says Kermit has a problem. He’s been very stable lately. So what that he drank wood alochol for breakfast and then repeated th same V2 quotes for hours. He’s only drank water HOW DARE YOU ACUSE HIM OF HAVING A PROBLEM?!

WHO'S SAYING I HAVE A PROBLEM? IS IT THAT BITCH JOANNA???/??? JOANNA KRUPA MORE LIKE JOANNA POOPA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- [passes out]

WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?!??!???

WHERE DID YOU TAKE MY CHILDREN

Vote: Kermit

Because you just made Victoria laugh when she read that over my shoulder, and an angel's wings were just torn off.

VOTE: KILMARNOCK

For trying to harsh our buzz (your children don't need you, they're fine, they're accepting your eviction notice for you while hungover)

I'm not harshing your buzz! I'm not harshing anybody's buzz! If anything I'm the buzz, I'm the life of the party! How could you say that? This is unbelievable! WHERE IS THE THROWING WINE!?

Now please excuse me while I look at my bedazzled Bible, but I won't read it because God says women shouldn't read

Also:

VOTE: Blizzard

'cause if we're throwing wine someone's gotta toss it on the person who's totally clean by dint of not doing anything yet.

Vote count:

Kermit (1): MK Kilmarnock
MK Kilmarnock (1): Ruggahissy
Blizzard (1): MurderWeasel

Not voted: Kermit, dmboogie, Blizzard, Skraal, Fenris, jimmydalad

9 players means 5 to lynch.

I just want to say that it’s lovely that we can all make it today. I know some of us may be a little trigger happy with the wine, we can all have a wonderful time together *shit eating grin*

Ruggahissy wrote: ↑Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:58 am

VOTE: Ruggahissy

for the visceral reminder that i'm fasting today i am so hungry i want to die

RICKY WE ALL KNOW YOUR HUSBAND IS IN THE CLOSET

This is bullying! You can’t bully me at an anti-bullying charity party!