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Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:43 am
by VysePresident
No wonder I had no Townreads day #1 except Boogie. No wonder everyone looked like scum.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:44 am
by Kermit
drops mic

UNVOTE: Vyse because he had the courage to say what nobody else would. Don't worry, there's still an actual game going on here because nobody knows who's on the other teams.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:46 am
by VysePresident
You misunderstand Kermit, I'm not scum per se. I'm just orange nerd.

The role PM I was so worried about? The weird orange text?

It's because I'm freaking not with you guys. This is amazing

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:46 am
by VysePresident
Oh my gosh I love this.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:47 am
by VysePresident
I vote that, if this is true, we just vote for winner between Kermit and I for putting it together.

Kermit got it first, but he had inside information since he was actually scum. I figured it out as Town without insider information, but later.

Your call. Should Kermit win, or should I?

I freaking love this. I just request that if you think Kermit should win, off me in the night.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:48 am
by VysePresident
Actually no, I'm not doing this half truth nonsense.

I was with Boogie. I'm dead sure he was scum.

I legitimately suspect I was on a different team than y'all though.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:49 am
by VysePresident
If I'm wrong, I'll eat it and accept the loss.

I don't think I'm wrong.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:50 am
by VysePresident
I legitimately think everyone is a traitor. It fits the flavor of the game, and it explains the bull crap that was Kermit's result + NKs.

Except I think I'm actually secretly legit, because I have a different clearance than you all. Which means my role was destined to auto-lose.

This explains EVERYTHING.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:55 am
by VysePresident
And now we know teams, barring a sliver of doubt.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:55 am
by Kermit
god i've seen so many scumslips from people who backtrack immediately after seeing everyone else pretending to be town it's great. The name of the game is paranoia. Instead of being paranoid about people being scum, we were paranoid about people being townies. If something looks like a goat (the goat is a metaphor for everyone being evil), sounds like a goat, and does goat things, it's probably a goat.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:59 am
by VysePresident
May I request a Maybe-Town win, just to spite our mod and figure out if my role actually is the BS I think it is?

No trophy here (That's on Kermit for figuring out the game and being willing to say it) Just curious at this point if there was a hidden condition and I want to troll MurderWeasel.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:59 am
by VysePresident
Kermit wrote: Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:55 am god i've seen so many scumslips from people who backtrack immediately after seeing everyone else pretending to be town it's great. The name of the game is paranoia. Instead of being paranoid about people being scum, we were paranoid about people being townies. If something looks like a goat (the goat is a metaphor for everyone being evil), sounds like a goat, and does goat things, it's probably a goat.
Name some, I'm curious and popcorning now.

This is great.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:01 am
by VysePresident
Like, I was really, really proud of taking my math from the perspective of a pure Town player. I feel like this level of BS was really freaking hard to simulate.

(My case depended on Boogie being Town - which I knew he wasn't, Kermit lying, which I knew he wasn't, and there being fewer kills in the game, which I knew their weren't. I think I managed to suspend all that to make a strong Town math case I'm kinda smug about)

Did I screw up somewhere?

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:02 am
by Cactus
At this point, let's just do whatever finishes the game faster.

Re: Paranoia Mafia Game Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:03 am
by VysePresident
It sucks that this had to end the way it did.

I had fun, but yeah.