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Alice Nichols

Roland literally impaled her with Jesus

H E T E R O C H R O M I A

zilya merchenkov

Eric Silvstedt

[TWO WEEKS LATER]

whoops i took longer to read eric than i did mariavel

Penelope Withers

Mitch Gunther



no deadsprite because you know why

More portraits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[+] Alice Nichols

[+] An Linh Tuan

[+] Blake Ross

[+] Eli McConnell

[+] Joshua Moore

[+] MaRiAvEL VarElLA

[+] Mitch Gunther

[+] Penelope Withers

[+] Roland Kelly

[+] Wanda Lovett

[+] Zilya Merchenkov

[+] The Events of Day Five

-Brad Wilson does some LSD.

-Lavender Heart's skin turns green.

-Satoru Kamui gets spooked by a noise in the bushes.

-Kevin Kaputsiak is somehow the top killer right now

-Vesa Turunen wanders around.

-Burton Harris thinks he can trust Lavender Heart. Lavender joins The Meme Team

-Ricky Callahan is like "no not Eric"

-Burton Harris explores.

-Nessy Guthrie hears voices in her head.

-Licinia Vinici feels like she's being watched.

-Jackie Kovacs is lost.

-Paris Persphone runs around in random directions

-Lee-Ann Collier plays with George.

-Darren Oaklan is crazy.

-Ricky Callahan shoots Jana Brown in the back with his revolver.

-Ricky Callahan is like "whoops"

-Lance Adams thinks he sees someone in the distance

-Dan Johnson does karaoke with Adam Dodd's ghost.

-John Matthews is AnGeRy

-Darren Oaklan joins The Industrial Sized Condoms

-Michael Neely has a sneezing fit.

-Chiaki Takao displays some concerning behaviours.

-Okalani Shimane takes a stroll through the woods.

-Lester Treskington feels paranoid.

-Dan Johnson fatally judo chops Chiaki Takao. Riperoni WHERE BURTON!?

-Brittany Ashworth is losing her grip on reality

-Laura Diesen checks her watch.

-Stacy Holorson is wacky.

-Jackie Kovacs sees Lance Adams flopping around in the river. Jackie pulls Lance out of the water, thinking he's drowning. Unfortunately Lance is an EEL!!!! so he dies.

-John Davies does karate.

-Michael Neely sneaks up behind Lester Treskington and snaps his neck like in a video game.

-Nathan Godwin has a shower.

-Jenna Cassidy trips over a tree root.

-Brandon Cuthbert convinces Garry "Oliver" Dodd to join up with him.

-Darren Oaklan forces Shae Arnav to choose between joining his group or being murdered. Shae chooses to join up with him.

-Walter Smith wants to murder someone.

-John Davies stabs Lavender Heart through the eye with his Epee (ITS A KIND OF SWORD OK)

-Laura Diesen is lost.

-Debrah Dollop is lost.

-Paris Persphone shoots Stacy Holorson in the face.

-In desperation, John Matthews teams up with Brad Wilson

-Ali Grayston is sad because she's the last surviving member of the sisterhood (i think)

-Huy Tran broke my heart into a million pieces and then set them on fire.

-Licinia Vinici is lost.

-Whitney Acosta sees a flashlight in the distance.

-Franco Sebberts is EeEEEvVViIIILlLLl

-Russ Gofis has a nap.

-Alexander Bee tries to lick his elbow.

-Oliver "Garry" Dodd stumbles around.

-Kevin Kaputsiak shoots Debrah Dollop in the head with his Enfield Mk II. Paris Persphone is all that remains of the Gossip Monarchy.

-Jameson Doeert goes for a jog.

-Burton Harris smokes some weed and goes into a state of REEFER MADNESS

-Bryan Calvert opens up a fridge and finds some fresh avocados.

-Garry "Oliver" Dodd stumbles around.

-Kristey Burrowell is lost.

-Burton Harris roundhouse kicks John Davies's head right off.

-Marvin Hendrick cries.

-Whitney Acosta is lost.

-Lee-Ann Collier bludgeons Licinia Vinici to death with a macuahuitl. Rip The Eels.

-Andrew Swainson cries himself to sleep.

-Franco Sebberts patches up his wounds with supplies from his first-aid-kit

-Okalani Shimane bashes Ricky Callahan's head in with her nail bat. RIP Team Jackie.

-Garry "Oliver" Dodd hears voices in the distance.

-Burton Harris chases after a figure in the distance.

-Satoru Kamui and Jenna Cassidy get into a fight. Satoru smashes part of Jenna's ribcage with his lead pipe and leaves Jenna to die. Jenna dies from internal bleeding. RIP Best Gang

-Christian Cohen misses his wife.

-Andrew Swainson was the figure Burton was chasing! Burton, in a marijuana fueled rage, tries to stab Andrew, but before he can, Andrew shoots him in the chest. RIP my memeboy.

-Oh my God all the memes are dying ;~;

-Ali Grayston sneaks up behind Garry "Oliver" Dodd and stabs him with a pitchfork. One Dodd remains. It's all really quite confusing because Ali's in an alliance with Oliver "Garry" Dodd.

-Lee-Ann Collier finds catnip for George.

-Whitney Acosta find some grapefruit apparently.

-Bryan Calvert is grumpy.

-Dan Johnson is still my dad.

-Alexander Bee repeatedly stabs Jameson Doeert in the chest with a bayonet.

-Robert Adams gets drunk.

-Laura Diesen stumbles around.

-Nessy Guthrie paces around nervously.

-Brittany Ashworth finds some neat sunglasses.

-SWAINSON YOU FUCKER

-NoOOOoo

-Andrew Swainson shoots Dan Johnson from afar.

-Oliver "Garry" Dodd stumbles upon Christian Cohen and John Matthews. He stabs Christian Cohen in the gut while John runs away.

-Tori Johnson, in an act of kindness, spares Franco Sebberts some food. They team up.

-John Matthews runs for his life.

-Oliver "Garry" Dodd pops out of a bush and decapitates John Matthews.

-Okalani Shimane wanders aimlessly.

-Brandon Cuthbert has a bubblebath.

-Jackie Kovacs wins the trust of Laura Diesen.

-MARVIN RUINS EVERYTHING AND KILLS JACKIE WITH A TOMOHAWK FUCK YOU MARVIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[+] Alliances

Best Team: Bryan Calvert + Caitlin Evans + Ernest Decarteret

VT <3 MD: Vesa Turunen + Mihro Duli + Adrian Gray

The Best Gang: Marvin Hendrick + Jenna Cassidy

The Dream Team: Laura Diesen + Lee-Ann Collier + Nessy Guthrie + Jackie Kovacs

Team Pants: Satoru Kamui + Pants + Seth Mattlock + Huy Tran + SAM SORENSON D:

The Little Mermaids: Marimar Perez + Russ Gofis

𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤?: Okalani Shimane + Michael Neely

The Oliver “Garry” Doddsquad: Ali Grayston + Oliver "Garry" Dodd

The Gossip Monarchy: Debrah Dollop + Paris Persphone

гคєђค ђאภเยคยєץ: Mai Oshinari + Chad Munteanu + Alexander Bee

ＡａＡＡａＡＡａａＡＡａａａＡａ: Christian Cohen + Kevin Kapustiak + Brad Wilson + John Matthews

Team 69: John Matthews + Stacy Holorson

The Industrial Sized Condoms: Whitney Acosta + Nathan Godwin + Jana Brown + Darren Oaklan + Shae Arnav

COMEDY DUO: Robert Adams + Maggie Heartgreeder

The Eels: Lance Adams + Franco Sebberts + Licinia Vinici

WHERE BURTON!?: Chiaki Takao + John Davies

Team JACKIE: Jackie Kovacs + Lester Treskington + Ricky Callahan

The Meme Team: Burton Harris + Dan Johnson + Lavender Heart

Murdergoblins: Brandon Cuthbert + Zachary Foreman + Tori Johnson + Greggory Archer + Garry "Oliver" Dodd + Franco Sebberts

Team not Pants: Randy Blailocke + Andrew Swainson + Walter Smith

Bad Bitches Club: Annabelle Buchannon + Kristey Burrowell

[+] Deaths

#64 Jana Brown: Shot by Ricky Callahan
#63 Chiaki Takao: Judo chopped by Dan Johnson
#62 Lance Adams: Suffocated by Jackie Kovacs
#61 Lester Treskington: Neck broken by Michael Neely

~THIS IS THE HALFWAY POINT OF THE GAME~

#60 Lavender Heart: Stabbed by John Davies.
#59 Stacy Holorson: Shot by Paris Persphone
#58 Debrah Dollop: Shot by Kevin Kaputsiak
#57 John Davies: Decapitated by Burton Harris
#56 Licinia Vinici: Bludgeoned by Lee-Ann Collier
#55 Ricky Callahan: Bludgeoned by Okalani Shimane
#54 Jenna Cassidy: Died from internal injuries caused by Satoru Kamui
#53 Burton Harris: Shot by Andrew Swainson
#52 Garry "Oliver" Dodd: Stabbed by Ali Grayston
#51 Jameson Doeert: Stabbed by Alexander Bee
#50 Dan Johnson: Shot by Andrew Swainson
#49 Christian Cohen: Stabbed by Oliver "Garry" Dodd
#48 John Matthews: Decapitated by Oliver "Garry" Dodd
#47 Jackie Kovacs: Axed by Marvin Hendrick

[+] Surviving Characters

Adrian Gray-.45 Derringer, Hatchet

Alexander Bee-Bayonet

Ali Grayston-Pitchfork, Rope, Dragunov, Tire Iron

Andi Ayala-Laser Dazzler

Andrew "Pants" Ponikarovsky-Scythe, Nodachi, Taurus Raging Bull

Andrew Swainson-Arcus 94, Beretta PX4 Pistol, Mauser C96, Mateba Model 8 Unica Autorevolver

Annabelle Buchannon-Crowbar

Brad Wilson-Ming Vase

Brandon Cuthbert-Wooden Skis

Brittany Ashworth-Javelin

Bryan Calvert-Dynamite

Caitlin Evans-Firecrackers, Glock 19

Chad Munteanu-Mercygiver

Darren Oaklan-Cleaver, Rope

Ernest Decarteret-Frisbee, Beretta 1934

Franco Sebberts-Chinese Finger Trap, Kusarigama

Greggory Archer-Field Rations

Huy Tran-Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, Beretta 93R

Kevin Kapustiak-HIS OWN FISTS >B-), Enfield Mk II, Hook Sword, Ji

Kristey Burrowell-Punt Gun

Laura Diesen-Gladius, Telescopic Baton

Lee-Ann Collier-Hi-Point Model JHP, Macauhuitl, Ak-47, Garrotte

Maggie Heartgreeder-Stoner 63, Jian

Mai Oshinari-Kukri

Marimar Perez-Furby

Marvin Hendrick-X-Box Controller, Tomahawk

Michael Neely-Tambourine, Riot Shield

Mihiro Duli-Can of cat food

Nathan Godwin-X-Force 850 Pro

Nessy Guthrie-Switchblade

Okalani Shimane-3x Smoke grenades, Nail Bat, Colt Single Action Army

Oliver "Garry" Dodd-Kris, Billyclub, Taurus PT 111, WASP Injection Knife

Paris "The Gossip King" Persphone-Naginata, Juicy Gossip, M1903 Springfield, Rope Dart, Screwdriver, Remington 11-87

Randy Blailocke-Colouring Book

Robert Adams-Nunchuks

Russ Gofis-Sledgehammer

Stinky Dumb Sam Sorenson-Scimitar, Speargun

Satoru Kamui-Shotgun Flashlight, Lead Pipe

Seth Mattlock-Heckler & Koch MP7, Smith & Wesson M19, Saber

Shae Arnav-Morning Star, Shamshir

Stephanie Crew-Mossberg 500 Cruiser

Tori Johnson-Shillelagh

Vesa Turunen-Leather Glove, Sickle, 1x Flash Grenade

Walter Smith-Mosquito Repellent

Whitney Acosta-S&W .357

Zachary Foreman-Benelli M3

Jana Brown

Alive Jana looks very proper, like she could maybe go to Hogwarts. Dead Jana looks very dead. You've gotten really good at conveying disturbing violence in a restrained style.

aww thank you <3

CHiAki tAkaO

EEL MAN