Your Cast Showdown!

[MurderWeasel]

From chat, moved here because some folks have giant casts:

If all your characters were together, be that two making up a final two, half a dozen making up a large Endgame, or a whole decade's worth populating their own AU, what would that look like? How would it go? Who would win?

This can be judged however you want—best story, most likely based on traits, etc. Can be as detailed or not as you feel. too.

[Yonagoda]

The unserious answer is that every one of my kids kills themselves out of sheer hopelessness and pessimism, leaving only Melodie who then destroys the multiverse by marching to my home and murdering me so that I will never be able to write her dying also.