SOTF Plays Tabletop 2: Blue Dragon Boogaloo

[Emprexx Plush]

For even further context, she won't guarantee the party rights to her skin if she dies

[TheLordOfAwesome]

Also, Rosemary is a confirmed racist. All prehistoric creatures look the same to her!

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

ironic. she shamed the bartender for racism, but not herself.

[TheLordOfAwesome]

ironic. she shamed the bartender for racism, but not herself.

Nes'sa in her next con: "Have you heard the tale of Rosemary the Racist? ...I thought not. It isn't a tale the mages would tell you."

[Emprexx Plush]

ironic. she shamed the bartender for racism, but not herself.

Nes'sa in her next con: "Have you heard the tale of Rosemary the Racist? ...I thought not. It isn't a tale the mages would tell you."

this is how you get rosemary to retire and murder time fun time ten year old to become a permanent party member

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

"It's okay intelligence is Nessa's dump stat"

"Actually, it's dexterity"

"And yet."

[TheLordOfAwesome]

In the latest session we established that Rosemary introduced Cancel Culture into the world, and the gang discovers the manor belongs to YandereDev.

[Cicada]

Chalice in the loot table confirmed

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

by far the funniest nat 1 in this campaign is the smooching nat 1

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

Also, Espi's AAR from chat

EspiToday at 9:28 PM
@Gasseous Smoke AAR:
Our party is in an old manor house in the wilderness with an expedition of soldiers hunting a necromancer. The manor is abandoned but we found a magic circle which we successfully hijacked by accident to communicate with a mystery woman, who we recognized as a mage whom our long-lived party member knew as an enchantress she'd met decades ago, looking unaged. We bantered with her and in the process learned that the necromancer had fled several days ago and that the enchantress was undead of some kind. Rosemary made a comment about smooching lessons at college when talking about magic classes.

Then, my character met up with the head of the expedition about the potential for a traitor. Because the group was expected to return to the city soon, Vryn decided that the PC party would go on ahead to follow the necromancer while the soldier unit retreated.

Rosemary offered smooching lessons to other people while that happened. In the basement used to store corpses for reanimation. One guy agreed on a dare, she rolled a one, he puked in her mouth 'cause corpse basement. She later used a spell to make him think he was eating his own tongue as revenge.

Otherwise we found tracks to follow, rested, our group headed out to follow said tracks, made good headway, and stopped for the game.

[TheLordOfAwesome]

Today Nes'sa blew up some rocks, sent a raven into a portal, lured a scullery maid with a baby cry, attacked said maid with ravens, then bribed her by offering her a chest of gold (read: a chest of magical darkness) to help pay off her student loans.

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

at this point i really ought to accept as a dm that my party is gonna solve every one of their problems with disguise self and flock of familiars

[Espi]

That has been the trend thus far.

[TheLordOfAwesome]

I mean, the moment it stops working in our favor we'll stop using them.

[BlizzardeyeWonder]

yeah you could actually pass your wisdom save against Suggestion like a normal adventurer but have you considered being ridiculously stubborn and abusing exact words instead?