((Darius Van Dyke as 'Shin Katanabe' is written by R.C.))
_ Shin Katanabe, Online | 2:47 AM ___________________________________________________
Today
2:01 AM
ay dar can i holla at you for like a billion seconds
Sadie suckls and should be banned next year
yea or nae
2:02 AMay dar can i holla at you for like a billion seconds
Sadie suckls and should be banned next year
yea or nae
fucken yeah. ban that nonsense. and all relevated events.
Junkos patry was worse than sadie hawks. Shouldve went there.
2:04 AM
Oh no that's right you went there
In hindsight I wish i'd gone there instead but
what happened? :0
2:04 AMOh no that's right you went there
In hindsight I wish i'd gone there instead but
what happened? :0
No you wouldnt have wanted to go there
It was lame. Lame people. And boring people. Just assholes.
Whats sadie hawkins deal? Did they also bore people to death?
2:04 AM
maybe not i dunno
nah like besides the lame decor sadie was the usual no what happened was some goddamn drama between me and the boy
like ugh I legit cannot even BEGIN there are like 69 reasons
So who went to the party that like ruined your life
i know raina went?
And Junko, obviously.
2:09 AMmaybe not i dunno
nah like besides the lame decor sadie was the usual no what happened was some goddamn drama between me and the boy
like ugh I legit cannot even BEGIN there are like 69 reasons
So who went to the party that like ruined your life
i know raina went?
And Junko, obviously.
sry i puked a bit
2:12 AM
what?
Oh ew are u alright
2:13 AMwhat?
Oh ew are u alright
Now, yes. All the bad feelings are flushed away.
I wish :CCCCC
What drama with noah. what the fuck did he do. thought that he was cool.
2:13 AM
Wait are u being sarcastic m8 u know i dunno how to handle that shit
2:13 AMWait are u being sarcastic m8 u know i dunno how to handle that shit
Raina's a slut, btw.
2:13 AM
and wtf drop the s-word dar you know that shits not cool
Just because im upset doesnt mean i cant like extend the range of my anger to include u
Okay but yeah see what happened with noah is that ______ UGH i dunno how to say it like tbh? like youre right he is cool but i said somet hings i shouldnt have because my brain is dumb
2:13 AMand wtf drop the s-word dar you know that shits not cool
Just because im upset doesnt mean i cant like extend the range of my anger to include u
Okay but yeah see what happened with noah is that ______ UGH i dunno how to say it like tbh? like youre right he is cool but i said somet hings i shouldnt have because my brain is dumb
figure that out when youre drunk. sometimes you need booze to understand complex things.
i dont mean slut as an insult, but as a fact. it is correctly used, just webster it. shes flirting with wayne despite having the most despicable bf. it is wayne shes flirting with too. fucking wayne.
noah also should have not said some things in his videos. some jokes of hime are fucking lame. "hahahaha im funny cause i tell jokes with no punchlines who are referencing pop culture"
Hes dumber than you. You're smarter.
2:14 AM
maybe i do at this point i dunno
And okay just because it's 'technically correct' according to some dictionary in this universe doesn't mean it's actually cool to use like okay is raina stealing one of my otps from me yes sure she does it but im not going to call her out but anyways did u call cris despicable I mean okay i guess it might be tru but uh
SHUT UP about that
and ur right noahs videos are lame and make no sense and maybe i am smarter but it doesnt matter dar i shot myself in the foot and im a transphobic asshole 5ever now
2:14 AMmaybe i do at this point i dunno
And okay just because it's 'technically correct' according to some dictionary in this universe doesn't mean it's actually cool to use like okay is raina stealing one of my otps from me yes sure she does it but im not going to call her out but anyways did u call cris despicable I mean okay i guess it might be tru but uh
SHUT UP about that
and ur right noahs videos are lame and make no sense and maybe i am smarter but it doesnt matter dar i shot myself in the foot and im a transphobic asshole 5ever now
k the nrainas not a flut, but just a fucking dumb pineapple. thats more fitting.
wtf why are u now transphobic? Stop that immediately now. ik we're in arizona, but please stop being so mainstream. #hipster
2:14 AM
anyways
Whats your beef
2:17 AManyways
Whats your beef
fiyori was at the party. and her mere presence ruined everything.
We had no beef. wish we had beef. We had a fire, but just hot dogs. Beef wouldve improved everything. Couldve throw a beef piece into fiyoris face.
2:19 AM
imean at that point why not just throw the hot dog at fiyoris face like im sure thats somehow somekinda innuendo but eh #worth?
Okay okay maybe i can agree rainas dumb not sure if I actually do but for the sake of our discorse and whats wrong with fiyori shes alright sometimes isnt she?
anyways
Dont accuse me of being like the arizona crowd you know im not gonna betray my roots
Progressive as house till i die
2:19 AMimean at that point why not just throw the hot dog at fiyoris face like im sure thats somehow somekinda innuendo but eh #worth?
Okay okay maybe i can agree rainas dumb not sure if I actually do but for the sake of our discorse and whats wrong with fiyori shes alright sometimes isnt she?
anyways
Dont accuse me of being like the arizona crowd you know im not gonna betray my roots
Progressive as house till i die
Beef would be funneir. Compare imaging someone being hit with beef with someone getting hit with ah ot dog. BANM.
BAM.
Fu nnier.
2:19 AM
so the reason im a transphobe is apparently ive been complaining about how noah can sometimes u know be all insensitive with his drag bit and its so like last century but then apparently its not! I've had the wrong idea since the day i was born and im trash but i thought i was the one who was right but apparently im wrong? hard to tell i swear2g
2:19 AMso the reason im a transphobe is apparently ive been complaining about how noah can sometimes u know be all insensitive with his drag bit and its so like last century but then apparently its not! I've had the wrong idea since the day i was born and im trash but i thought i was the one who was right but apparently im wrong? hard to tell i swear2g
Fiyori's a thief. That's why she's terrible. Breaking the fifth amendment. Send her to prison.
Guantanamo bay for her plox
I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about with transphovia. But it sounds smart.
2:22 AM
Fuck, I think some of your words disappeared and reappeared.
Must've skipped a line.
2:22 AM
skype lag joy to the world and everyone blah i forget lyrics
skype lag joy to the world and everyone blah i forget lyrics
2:24 AM
And i dunno im trying to imagine the beef thing and it seems like the same amount of dmg to me like the hot dog is actually funnier because its like a weird pole shaped thin g i legit do not know what the humor value here is dar u gotta explain
ur the one with the comedic genius
2:24 AMAnd i dunno im trying to imagine the beef thing and it seems like the same amount of dmg to me like the hot dog is actually funnier because its like a weird pole shaped thin g i legit do not know what the humor value here is dar u gotta explain
ur the one with the comedic genius
ok i hvae to agree that hot dogs are also funny. LIKe in slow mo it is even more genius to watch people getting slapped by hot dogs.
the joke is that its looking like a phallus. Thats the value.
2:24 AM
And oh shit yeah thats right dude im so sorry i forgot fiyori stole ur 3dmario kart ur right shes bad
Bad news and all but i dunno i guess i cant get so worked up over her maybe if she stole some of my shit too?
anyways what did she actually do at the party besides apparently spike your drinks :0 im sure you have like 69 reasons for y she specifically ruined junkos partiez but u gotta give deets
And okay hold up this is essentially some of the stuff ive ranted about his way
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2:24 AMAnd oh shit yeah thats right dude im so sorry i forgot fiyori stole ur 3dmario kart ur right shes bad
Bad news and all but i dunno i guess i cant get so worked up over her maybe if she stole some of my shit too?
anyways what did she actually do at the party besides apparently spike your drinks :0 im sure you have like 69 reasons for y she specifically ruined junkos partiez but u gotta give deets
And okay hold up this is essentially some of the stuff ive ranted about his way
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Fuck, i suddenly have a new idea for a video. Slo mo porn parodu.
Remind me tomorrow that i have to write a script for that video. If the idea is still good after having slept.
I herd shes gonna steal ur 69k IP from ur leage account. watch out.
2:24 AM
Does that look like its ok in anyway dar does it
Okay but what is the genital equivalent of beef i need to be enlightened
What did u want to hit her with that was better than an e-peen
and yo i can het behind that like porn is problematic as f but a parody is good i'd help u write the script if i had any lingual skills whatsoever
and nooo thats my 69 ur right its official fiyori whatever the fuck her last name is is the worst ever
2:24 AMDoes that look like its ok in anyway dar does it
Okay but what is the genital equivalent of beef i need to be enlightened
What did u want to hit her with that was better than an e-peen
and yo i can het behind that like porn is problematic as f but a parody is good i'd help u write the script if i had any lingual skills whatsoever
and nooo thats my 69 ur right its official fiyori whatever the fuck her last name is is the worst ever
A nuke
Porns do usually have not that much script.
I have not spoken from experience, i am an angel and have never watched porn.
Brendan told me that : P
Self-misogynist is not a word
The joke thing is EXACTLY whats lame of Noah's joke.
YOU ARE EXACTLY ON POINT. YOU GOT IT RIGHT.
Did you tell it into his face? Please tell me you did. : D
2:25 AM
Besides the fact that i dunno english i mean is that all you gleaned from my txt? I mean there was some pretty bad stuff in there and NO i did not tell it to him are you crazy i just handed him the phone and kissed the phone goodbye
it lives in spite of my actions not because
2:27 AMBesides the fact that i dunno english i mean is that all you gleaned from my txt? I mean there was some pretty bad stuff in there and NO i did not tell it to him are you crazy i just handed him the phone and kissed the phone goodbye
it lives in spite of my actions not because
Also haha "Fiyori has the worst last name" - I. Djezzzzejiaodjo
wth y give him a phone. Never give personal things to other people.do not give phones to fyoir and then you will never see it again.
*or youlll never see it
Shouldve told him that right in his face
Should i tell him that?
I should, rite.
Criticism is beautiful.
2:30 AM
I GOT FIGURED IT OUT.
Noah is literally Whitley from Portal.
That's why he sucks. Cannot handle shit.
2:31 AM
wait but a nuke is a penis too isnt it ugh why are euphemisms so weird and somehow mysognistic
But not self mysoginistic
Oh damn brendan tho i got his number at the dance and stuff
i will double check that f/ u if you want
All men have their weaknesses at least thats what im led to believe
excuse u my name is irene djezezeyeyeyeyeayayayayaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyguBEc2dw4 <- rogjt tjere thats it
And yo i dunno dude like is it not clear that im like completely ignant and stuff I mean i'm pretty seriously shook up here
DAR NO GEEZ
I swear2g if u breath in his direction i will end u
Like do u even know how to ghelp people in distress i mean gOD
but hey thats a good point maybe to handle this noah biz all i need to do is give him SPPPPAAAACE or whatever :0
wait but a nuke is a penis too isnt it ugh why are euphemisms so weird and somehow mysognistic
But not self mysoginistic
Oh damn brendan tho i got his number at the dance and stuff
i will double check that f/ u if you want
All men have their weaknesses at least thats what im led to believe
excuse u my name is irene djezezeyeyeyeyeayayayayaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyguBEc2dw4 <- rogjt tjere thats it
And yo i dunno dude like is it not clear that im like completely ignant and stuff I mean i'm pretty seriously shook up here
DAR NO GEEZ
I swear2g if u breath in his direction i will end u
Like do u even know how to ghelp people in distress i mean gOD
but hey thats a good point maybe to handle this noah biz all i need to do is give him SPPPPAAAACE or whatever :0
2:35 AM
Still like ur kinda useless so ty for nothing im going to tumblr
what about ur problems maybe we can make some headway on that shit
2:38 AMStill like ur kinda useless so ty for nothing im going to tumblr
what about ur problems maybe we can make some headway on that shit
bye need to sleep
2:42 AM
DAR U MOTHERFCKER
GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT AND RAMBLE AT ME
DO YOU SEE THESE CAPS
THESE WORDS
u owe me a text tmmrow dude
DAR U MOTHERFCKER
GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT AND RAMBLE AT ME
DO YOU SEE THESE CAPS
THESE WORDS
u owe me a text tmmrow dude
2:47 AM
Sleep tight
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Shout out if anyone has any advices, I fcking need it right now.