put me in coach

Yeah Darlene was absolutely done with Abe’s shit, not that he really blamed her considering the monument to malicious apathy he’d displayed for her, and also that his first reaction to her return hadn’t been anything like ‘oh shit are you okay where’ve you been, person I care about somewhat,’ like, ...

Honestly, Abe shoulda been more concerned about how long it’d been since Darlene left. Once the misadventure with the bear trap started he’d completely lost track of time, only being jarred back to reality by the sound of distant gunshots, but that was the key part, distant gunshots, so after a quic...

king rat is one of my favorite characters i've ever written. i'd like for him to go far. farther than he already has.

i would deeply appreciate a hero. thank you for your attention.

in the meantime, no death ideas necessary.

“Meat shield, huh? Shit, that’s really what you’re going with?” Abe drawled, in a lazy way, not a southern way, just really making a whole event outta it. He wished he had a blunt to smoke just to complete the effect. Sticking around and making fun of Christina wasn’t really the smartest tactical de...

Was there freedom in knowing that nothing you did could ever make a difference? Only here, at the end, was Anna finally free from consequence. It barely mattered if she died cursing the world, or with a beatific smile on her face. She had no great parting wisdom, no deathbed confessions, nothing tha...

clarity was a charitable word to describe the sensation that accompanied the indescribable pain of being almost totally cleaved with a sword a sword a literal sword dragons were supposed to die by the sword, not princesses, but she was not cut from marble even though she had lived her life just as l...

Roxanne closed her eyes for a moment. Breathing, feeling every new wound on her body screaming for attention. Then, she smiled at her friend. The memory of Marceline, not the girl standing before her with long-overdue hate in her eyes. They were both already dead, but Blaise didn’t even deserve to e...

Their fight had devolved into a tepid, predictable back and forth. Roxanne was barely even bleeding, though she was winded from Marceline’s kick. Each indecisive clash had ended in the same way, with Roxanne being summarily but temporarily repelled. Marceline was running out of weapons. This couldn’...

Despite everything, Marceline was still play-fighting. It frustrated Roxanne that she was unable to even hold her ground against someone who was actively trying not to hurt her, but that was better than the alternative. There would have been no satisfaction if her first wild swing had miraculously s...

An explosion, inches away from Roxanne’s face. The fact that she had consciously taken note of this was proof enough that it had missed, but her untempered self reflexively flinched back. Her vicious momentum was derailed, and she was forced to take a second to think about what she would do next, bu...

“You really don’t understand? There’s nothing beautiful here that didn’t already exist in our hearts, but we all lost sight of that, one by one, dying a little at a time. And when we started searching for some truth to replace it? The island only had one answer.” Roxanne smiled. “And you already fou...

roxanne's death has been on-track but i have a new job thats limited the amount of posting we can get done per day, so i'd like to request an extension of two days just to be safe please

Roxanne hadn’t asked for payback, but there wasn’t any point in telling Marceline that. She would never understand what Roxanne had seen in Kelly - and the obvious truth of the matter was that she’d shot her because she wanted to shoot her. For dramatic emphasis, out of petty spite, whatever. It had...