THE RESULTS ARE IN Let us celebrate our parents one more time as we count down to see who won! https://i.ibb.co/cFrW76J/Email-from-mom-copy.jpg 20th - Johnny Cash - I Walk the Line , submitted by Spindarene. It scored 22 points --- 19th - Teresa Teng - 甜蜜蜜 (Tian Mi Mi) , submitted by Randomness. It...

THE FINALS Where it's time to make our parents proud! (Or is it vice-versa?) https://i.imgur.com/pFinBDM.gif For our final round, please welcome the following 20 surrogates: Maraoone ApplesinTime Randomness Slam Emprexx Plush Laurels MethodicalSlacker dmboogie Spindarene D/N Blizzard Ruggahissy Cac...

ROUND TWO RESULTS And on to round number two as we finalize our list for, er, finals. Sadly some parents were a bit overprotective of their kids and will go no further. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnfinishedHastyLarva-size_restricted.gif DQed - Bryan Hyland - Sealed with a Kiss , submitted by Yonagod...

Time for Round 2! https://cdn.lowgif.com/small/2b4411015ddb5c53-kristen-bell-parents-gif-by-showtime-find-share-on-giphy.gif As with our first round, we have 14 contestants to introduce: Yonogada Ruggahissy Emprexx Plush Zetsu Brackie Spindarene KamiKaze Maraoone MethodicalSlacker Pippin Yugikun Ba...

ROUND ONE RESULTS It was a thrilling battle of the decades, and our first round results are in! Some parents did a great job but just weren't down enough with the kids: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7936861696/hB8A6EEFE/im-hip-im-with-it DQed - Earth, Wind & Fire - Reasons , submitted by Pancapples...

See, I WAS going to head over to one of the other readathons after this one as I didn't really want to be that guy doing 15 straight reads. But nooooo, since I am apparently doomed to get nothing but sexkids until the end of time I shall take another one after this review to see if my hohohoh luck h...

Round 1 Has Begun! https://i.ibb.co/ph7jtct/And-You-Thought-Your-Parents-Were-Weird-373929241-large.jpg Our 14 proxy contestants for the first round are as follows: Fenris D/N dmboogie MK Kilmarnock Jilly Slam Laurels ApplesinTime Ohm Randomness TheLordofAwesome Buko Pancapples Blizzard And here ar...

24 hour (roughly) notice to get songs in for Round 1! We don't want to disappoint our folks with tardiness!

Wow. So hopefully I don't screw up the formatting of how this thing is done hurr hurr. Thanks to everyone for voting or not voting me in to doing this for the first time. 'Twas most unexpected. But YOU FOOLS, now you're at the mercy of a wacky older SOTF veteran who has no patience for many of you y...

Ho ho. So, as has been amusingly recounted in chat, Celeste is one of the most notorious characters to continue the non-stop sexfest that was v4. I had to fortify myself with booze a couple times, but I did get through it. PROFILE Celeste's profile is pretty lean, but it was OK for v4. These days wo...

2018 PART NULLA: HUMBOLDT COUNTY Recorder on. She spoke. Ten years ago I survived, trapped on an island for nine days and ordered to kill my classmates. It was abandoned. Inhospitable. They call these islands the most dangerous places on Earth. But what if I told you there were places just like the...

A MW mafia? A bizarre SOTF theme? I'm in he said horribly.

This could be fun. Or horrible. But that's still fun. I'm in.

NIKKI NELSON-KELLY - v7 - I have very little - I noted in my character rankings that Nikki suffers a lot from being a last-minute inclusion and lacking planning. And that's definitely true. Because here's the thing - I by and large absolutely do not expect to have specific things for the characters...

Time for some Feoing. FEO SMITH - PROFILE Disregarding that the name of Feo's dad magically changes from Paolo to Carlos halfway through the bio, there's nothing wrong here. Feo is a comely Brazilian lass originally from L.A. who loves to bomp-chika-bomp her way down the hallways of Bayview and flir...